Welcome to the Fiesta on this historic 11-11-11! It’s also Veteran’s Day, so make sure to hug a veteran, and try to convince them that there has to be a better place to get a free meal than Applebee’s. And I guess make a wish for a girlfriend at 11:11, I dunno.
Last week I asked you which old FOX show you wanted to see return to the air, and you answered Firefly.
-- Box Office News: People love them some pussy
-- Trailer Time: Coriolanus, Red Tails, Catch .44, Safe, Haywire, Snow White and the Huntsman, A Thousand Words, another Dwayne movie, and finally, Sean William Scott starring in Goon, which is clearly based on the career of former WWF jobber The Goon
-- THEY are HERE (aka In Theaters This Week): Immortals, J. Edgar, and Jack and Jill! I, for one, have waited all my life to see a movie where Adam Sandler plays a woman.
-- THEY are COMING (aka Next Week’s Notable DVD Releases): Larry Crowne and, uh, a bunch of obscure stuff!
-- Speaking of Brett Ratner, he explains how Olivia Munn got famous
-- Darren Aronofsky wants you to know that Meth is Bad, Mmmkay?
-- More proof that Hollywood can’t do anything original
-- Tom Cruisical?
-- If you thought Battleship would be Hollywood’s only venture into the world of board games, think again
-- Get ready for another Stephen King movie
-- This Week in “Who Cares” News: Robert de Niro is set to play Bernie Madoff
-- In literal TV news, Sony and Panasonic will stop manufacturing TV sets
-- Also from Brundlefly: Year-Old news regarding the whereabouts of Sid from Toy Story
-- Bayhem
-- Muppets SOILERS
-- Want to star in Iron Man 3?
-- The Hunger Games is expensive
-- All Morgan Freeman does is win
That brings us to this week’s poll:
Adam Sandler in Drag: Would You?
Yes
No
Maybe if Drunk
That’s it, time to leave the Blog for a while
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