The high school football team I cover has a bye week this week and my college team is on the road this weekend, so I have the weekend off! And now, here's
a_gladguy who will be taking over the column this week!
a_gladguy: **** you you lazy ***hole. I have to do so much stuff for this website. I don't have time to cover your sorry butt so you can go not write WELPies or whatever. Write your own damn column!
Welp. Guess I'm not taking the week off after all!
Last week I asked you which Disney villain deserved its own live action film, and you answered
Gaston,
Jafar AND
Scar.
Box Office News: Gravity pulls the rest of the competition down to Earth
Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for American Hustle, Charlie Countryman and more!
In Theaters This Week: Captain Phillips, The Fifth Estate, and Machete Kills
Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: The Heat and Pacific Rim
Glenn makes a glorious return to submitting links to this lil' ole column:
First, some classic movie quotes that have been adapted for modern times
And for you documentary lovers, a trailer for a piece that looks at celebrities making the transition into parenthood
Tom Hanks discovers just what a box of chocolates gets you. All jokes aside, I hope he gets it under control. I'm scared shitless of it, which is why I've recently changed up my eating habits.
Marvel is shutting down a Punisher fan film
R8DR AND JOPE BEWARE: Michael Bay wants to make a horror film
RIP James Wood's career?
Bad news for Canadian Pixar employees
When, exactly, did work on the new Star Wars movies begin?
Tarantino: Batman is boring
Jamie Foxx will be MLK
Harrison Ford: So far "no" to Star Wars, "Yes" to another Indiana Jones
Remember the movie Limitless? It's getting its own TV spinoff
Johnny Carson's lawyer REVEALS ALL!
We'll end things with ABC putting emphasis on vaginas (SFW)!
And that brings us to this week's poll.
Which canceled TV show would you pay to briefly revive?
Breaking Bad
The Wire
Firefly
Seinfeld
Lost
Friends
Other