Friday, January 31, 2014

Fiesta Bowl XLVIII

It's Super Bowl weekend! Luckily we don't have to watch the game, because The Simpsons have already predicted the score!


So let's celebrate with the Denver Bronco's cheerleaders!


Last week I asked if you share streaming media accounts (like Netflix and Hulu) with friends, and you answered No.



  • Box Office News: It's a historic weekend for Universal Pictures. Meanwhile, remember that joke I made last week about Ice Cube's street rep? Uhhhh let's reuse it here.
  • Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for Left Behind, A Million Ways to Die in the West and more!
  • In Theaters This Week: Labor Day and That Awkward Moment
  • Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: Dallas Buyers Club, Free Birds and Escape Plan

  • Glennathan Taylor Thomas wants you to know what it was like to work on Dune

  • Not film, but kinda sorta related, so here are the Grammy results. Soiler: Daniel Bryan didn't win anything
  • The new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles designs have leaked to the Internet
  • SHORTEN THOSE TRAILERS, DAMMIT
  • Which films will be showing at South by Southwest?
  • Matthew McConaughey is getting super serious
  • Looks like Hollywood is no longer a place to be
  • Think you know everything there is to know about Robocop? Think again
  • The latest George Clooney flick is getting trashed by critics. Perhaps it's because The Simpsons already did it?
  • What is right and wrong with Netflix
  • Sequels are coming
  • The Oscars will celebrate The Wizard of Oz, but not Alone Not Yet Alone
  • Ben Affleck speaks about Batman
  • LATE BREAKING BATMAN CASTING NEWS: ... Jesse Eisenberg and Jeremy Irons?

    And that brings us to this week's poll.


    Do you like the new TMNT designs?
    Yes
    No
    Meh
    Is Kevin Nash playing Shredder again?


  • Saturday, January 25, 2014

    Selfiesta

    It's the return of Summer Rae pictures! Featuring 100% more things that a former poster hates: Selfies, Duckfaces and Summer Rae.


    Last week I was a big lazy goof and declined to ask a question.



  • Box Office News: Ice Cube continues to boost his reputation on the streets!
  • Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for Blood Ties, Welcome to the Jungle and more!
  • In Theaters This Week: I, Frankenstein 3D
  • Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2, Bad Grandpa, Last Vegas and Rush

  • Jonah Hill really, really wanted his role in Wolf of Wall Street
  • Bill Cosby returns to hip, hop, bip and bop
  • Note to self: Don't leak Tarantino's films
  • WB emerges victorious in an ancient Superman lawsuit
  • Bad news for those of you who falsify Chinese box office numbers
  • Gal Gadot signed a 3 year deal to be Wonder Woman. BUT HER TITS AREN'T BIG ENOUGH~!!!
  • Will you be away from a TV during the Super Bowl? Don't worry, FOX will be streaming it online for free
  • It has been completed
  • The finale of How I Met Your Mother will be over eight years old by the time it airs
  • PLEASE share your HBO Go info

    And that brings us to this week's poll.


    Do you split streaming media accounts with other (non-related) people?
    Yes
    No


  • Sunday, January 19, 2014

    Sunday Cinematic Stroll

    I could have written this on Friday, sure, but I got lazy after building a TV stand. Then Former Blog of Doom Poster An-Day somehow got it in his head that I wear fake glasses to try to impress people, and I really don't know where I'm going with this paragraph so here's a picture of Dave Batista to celebrate his return!


    Last week I asked you what Shia LaBeouf's best film role is and you answered both Disturbia and Other.


  • Box Office News: Lone Survivor is the lone survivor among crap nobody wants to see!
  • Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for Adult World, A Haunted House 2 and more!
  • In Theaters This Week: Devil's Due, Jack Ryan, The Nut Job and Ride Along
  • Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: Captain Phillips and Machete Kills

  • Oscar Nominations have been announced
  • Screen Actors Guild Award Nominations have also been announced
  • And if you missed them last week like everyone else, here are the winners from some boring Tina Fey hosted award show
  • Cineflix Now rates the best and worst films of 2013
  • Batman vs Superman has been pushed to 2016
  • Also delayed: A Haunted House 2. I'll let you decide which to be more devastated about
  • Mark Rufalo wants... an Eco-Friendly Hulk?
  • Disney will be purging select Star Wars Expanded Universe material to make way for the new movie plots
  • Michael Douglas is YOUR Ant-Man
  • Be in The Purge 2
  • HBO Go is coming to the Playstation Network!
  • Monday, January 13, 2014

    "A Movie a Week" - 2013 Movie Reviews

    Hey look, a review!

    I know I started this Blog in order to review things (after I decided to stop talking about sports) so I decided that since I don't do comic book reviews anymore out of laziness, I would post my reviews and rankings of the Summer 2013 movies that I have seen. That didn't pan out either so I decided to just wait until the end of 2013 and review EVERY movie I saw in theaters in 2013. Hopefully this will kick off even more reviews, because I have a lot of stuff I want to watch in 2014!

    Since I work overnights and get off of work at 9am, my initial plan throughout the summer was simple - go to a matinee showing on Friday mornings of a movie I wanted to see. Unfortunately I did not have a chance to see a movie each week as I originally wanted to, but I think I saw a large amount of movies, all things considered, and I'm pretty happy with the way things came out.

    So, without further adieu, my 2013 movie reviews and rankings!


    Friday, January 10, 2014

    Not So Gladdiesta

    Is it just me, or is it a little less glad here lately?


    Last week I asked you which 2014 movie you were most looking forward to, and you answered both Guardians of the Galaxy and Interstellar.

    Saturday, January 4, 2014

    Fingerpoke or Fingerbang?

    It's a new year, and a new Fiesta! Rather than bring you pictures of half naked women, the year 2014 will be the dawning of a new era for the Friday Film Fiesta. Gone are the days where I provide pictures of half naked women as a distractor to the mediocre and/or lacking content.

    So, lets kick off the new year by celebrating the Fingerpoke of Doom and that Raw where Mankind won the WWF title!


    Last week I asked you if Andy would ever watch the Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, and you answered meh. Hopefully meaning you do not care if he does see them or not.



  • Box Office News: The Hobbit continues to dominate despite nothing actually happening in the movie!
  • Trailer Time: Check out promos for TV shows that aired during New Year's Eve and also Veronica Mars.
  • In Theaters This Week: Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones
  • Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: Closed Circuit and Runner Runner

    Glenn returns to bring us our first Walk outtakes of 2014, of which have yet to be double dipped:
  • Did you know? The Errol Flynn version Robin Hood is better than The Hunger Games
  • David Ehrlich presents his Top 25 Films of 2013. WARNING: It's in video format, which I think is unsuitable for lists
  • Benedict Cumberbatch is in every movie. Sidenote: I hear this guy's name mentioned everywhere but have literally never seen what he looks like until now

  • RIP the TV shows we lost in 2013 (slightly spoilerish and NSFW)
  • Some Guy lists off his most anticipated movies of 2014. The same guy also lists his worst movies of 2013
  • Screened also previews the biggest movies of 2014
  • Changes are coming to WatchABC
  • Marvel has revealed the first picture from Guardians of the Galaxy
  • Could The Rock star in an upcoming DC movie?
  • Kevin Smith is making a third Clerks. God help us all
  • A chart of the many film deaths of Sean Bean

    And that brings us to this week's poll.


    Which of the following movies are you most looking forward to this year?
    Robocop
    Muppets
    Captain America
    Spider-Man 2
    Godzilla
    Guardians of the Galaxy
    Interstellar
    Hunger Games 3
    Hobbit 3
    Other