And sadly, this will be the FINAL Friday Film Fiesta...
... of the year 2013.
Last week, I was lazy and did not ask you a damn thing.
And that brings us to this week's poll.
Friday, December 27, 2013
New Year's Evil
Andy likes Star Wars!
And sadly, this will be the FINAL Friday Film Fiesta...
... of the year 2013.
Last week, I was lazy and did not ask you a damn thing.
Box Office News: I'm Ron Burgundy?
BONUS CHRISTMAS Box Office News: Not even Leo and Jonah can defeat the team of Hobbits!
Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for Million Dollar Arm, Draft Day and more!
In Theaters This Week: 47 Ronin, Grudge Match, The Secret Life of Walter Mitty and The Wolf of Wall Street
Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: Don Jon
SCreened commemorates the 20th anniversary of Mask of the Phantasm
Gal Gadot discusses the Internet's criticism of her cup size
Good news, horror fans! Just one year to wait for the new Amnityville Horror!
Spider-Man continues its viral assault
How did they film Gravity?
Fast 7 has been delayed
And that brings us to this week's poll.
Will Andy ever watch the Star Wars Prequel Trilogy?
Yes, and he'll love it
Yes, and he'll hate it
No
Meh
And sadly, this will be the FINAL Friday Film Fiesta...
... of the year 2013.
Last week, I was lazy and did not ask you a damn thing.
And that brings us to this week's poll.
Friday, December 20, 2013
Festichristmakwanzakah
Tis the season... to be tolerant of others' beliefs! Of course, NONE OF YOU IDIOTS REMEMBER FESTIVUS.
But one thing we can agree on, is that Summer Rae pictures have made everyone happy lately. Well, everyone but Andy.
Last week I asked you if you would watch a rebooted Naked Gun series starring Ed Helms, and you answered No.
Box Office News: Hobbitses love their precious!
Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, Expendables 3 and more!
In Theaters This Week: American Hustle, Saving Mr. Banks, Inside Llewyn Davis and Anchorman: The Legend Continues
Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: Insidious Chapter 2
RIP Peter O'Toole
Check out the newest entries in the National Film Registry
As originally broken by our friend K-Mo, Shia LaBeouff is a liar and a thief!
Coming 2015: Paul Rudd stars in the hilarious new comedy I Love You, Ant-Man!
If you're a fan of Anna Pacquin, it is safe to skip Days of Future Past
Speaking of X-Men, the writers of X-2 will write X-Men: Apocalypse
The writers of Argo will rewrite Batman vs. Superman
Good news for those who deal with NFL Blackouts
Frank Darabont sues AMC
Breaking News: Disney has money
Robocop sets his sights on Chris Ho
And that brings us to this week's poll... Actually, no poll this week. I have nothing to ask.
But one thing we can agree on, is that Summer Rae pictures have made everyone happy lately. Well, everyone but Andy.
Last week I asked you if you would watch a rebooted Naked Gun series starring Ed Helms, and you answered No.
And that brings us to this week's poll... Actually, no poll this week. I have nothing to ask.
Wednesday, December 18, 2013
WWE Raw Spoilers for December 23, 2013
So I went to another wrestling show last night, the Christmas 2013 taping of WWE Monday Night Raw. Here are the results, and I'll be adding some pictures later.
If you find this report anywhere other than Gerweck.net or rspwfa2.livejournal.com then someone has plagiarized me and I will hunt them down and chop their balls off or something. Or maybe sit here and do nothing. Yeah probably that last one.
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Attendance was roughly 60%. The entire lower bowl was full but much of the upper deck was tarped off.
Dark Match: Zack Ryder def. Tyson Kidd with the Ruff Ryder
Main Event:
- Josh Matthews and The Miz come out for commentary.
- Santa Claus kicks off the show. He had the Santa Mick Foley titantron but looked and sounded nothing like Foley. He's almost immediately interrupted by RybAxel, who call Santa fat and complain that they never got the gifts they wanted as kids. Miz comes to Santa's defense and challenges Axel to a match later.
- Alex Riley music plays and he comes out to the announce table from somewhere that was not the main stage.
- R-Truth and Xavier Woods def. Jinder Mahal and Drew MacIntyre after Truth hits a Lil' Jimmy on Drew. No Heath Slater.
- AJ Lee (with Tamina) def. Kaitlyn with the Black Widow. Only thing I notice is that AJ is wearing her trademark daisy dukes and her titantron video has a ridiculous number of shots of her in a bra.
- The Miz (with Santa) def. Curtis Axel (with Ryback). Finish came when Santa pulled out a stocking and hit a Mandible Claw on Ryback outside leading to Miz hitting the Skull Crushing Finale on Axel for the win. During the match the crew starts decorating the stage with Christmas trees and such for Raw. Miz sucks. Isn't he a heel now?
Raw:
- Michael Cole and JBL come out for commentary. No Lawler.
- Show opens with Triple H, Stephanie McMahon and Kane making their way to the ring in Santa hats. There is also a random guy with them wearing an elf hat. Crew members distribute Santa hats to everybody in the crowd. Triple H and Stephanie discuss Christmas and wish everybody a happy holidays when Randy Orton comes out. His Christmas present is that he has the night off. Segment ends with Kane setting off his ring pyro. Weird. I spent most of this segment trying to get a Santa hat but of course they JUST SO HAPPEN to run out just as I walk up to the arena staff. COWARDS.
- Jingle Belles Match: Total Divas divas def. Not Total Divas divas when Natalya forces Aksana to submit to a Sharpshooter. AJ Lee sat at the commentary table. The divas were dressed as Santas, elves, and reindeer. Participants were: Bellas, Natalya, Eva Marie, the Funkadactyls, Kaitlyn, Summer Rae, Aksana, Vickie Guerrero, Alicia Fox and Tamina. Summer Rae is briefly in the match and takes a bunch of terrible moves from a Bella. I yell at her to counter but she obviously cannot hear her future ex-husband. At one point the Total Divas link arms and knock everyone down by skipping around. Awful.
- Sin Cara def. Curtis Axel with a Swanton Bomb. Or Hunico def. Curtis Axel with a Swanton. Whichever one. New Sin Cara is much better than the old Sin Cara I booed at the Raw I went to in 2011.
- Wyatt Family def. Goldust, Cody Rhodes, and Daniel Bryan. Crowd was the hottest for this match, and Bryan got a huge reaction. Good, long tag match that went around 20 minutes. Wyatt pins Bryan after a Roll of the Dice/Test Drive/Generic Finisher #89561832 and then the family escapes to the rocking chair as the Rhodeses try to make the save. The Rhodeses and Bryan were AWESOME. I still think the Wyatts are meh.
- Renee Young hosts a Christmas Carol singing contest between Great Khali, Santino, Jinder Mahal, Drew MacIntyre, R-Truth and Xavier Woods. This was my piss break, so yeah, I can report on that if you'd like. The lines were long and the toilets were somewhat decently clean. Automatic flushers and sinks and soap dispensers. A good, clear flow means I was properly hydrated at the time. I try to get food but it appears they have sold out of food in my area? I come across the WWE Sign Guy near the concession stand and he seems pissed that he cannot get anything to eat. I wound up getting McDonalds later and felt like a big fat fuck. Why am I describing all of this? Meh.
- Fandango (with Summer Rae) def. Dolph Ziggler in a Present on a Pole match. The pole was decorated as a candy cane. The present was a shot at the Intercontinental Title on the December 30 Raw. Summer Raw rubbed on the pole as she left the ring and it was awesome. I spend the entire match taking pictures of her like the perverted creep that I am. I got a shot of her bending over to get into the ring but it came out blurry. DAMN YOU CAMERA PHONE.
- The Usos def. the Primetime Players. Before the match Titus goes over the PTP's Christmas wishes and Darren Young says he's in Houston, not Austin. Lots of boos and a "Houston Sucks" chant, and Darren knows he messed up. Usos get the pin on Young and all four do the Millions of Dollars dance post match. I want to say I was the first person to start the "Houston Sucks" chant (there was a "This is Austin" chant during the match and I yelled "Houston Sucks" as a dueling chant type thing) but it died out and then a regular Houston Sucks chant started so whoever did that will probably get the credit. Sigh.
- Good Santa (Mark Henry) def. Bad Santa (Damien Sandow) in the Battle for Christmas. Sandow came out to the old Xanta Klaus theme. A glorified hardcore match. Sandow tries several times to use a fire extinguisher but cannot set it off. Henry unwraps a toilet and gives Sandow a swirlie. Henry wins with the World Strongest Slam and unwraps jingle bells and Christmas cupcakes afterwards. He throws the cupcakes in Sandow's face. Entertaining crap that Andy Halleen would hate.
- Los Matadores (with Torito) def. the Real Americans (with Zeb Colter) when one of the Matadores pinned Swagger. Torito speared Cesaro on the outside at one point.
- Ryback def. Kofi Kingston with the Shellshock
- CM Punk, Big E Langston and John Cena cut a coked out 80's style promo on the Shield in the back. Meanwhile the Shield cut their own promo discussing how they dominated 2013 and will dominate in 2014 as well.
- #badnewsbarrett comes to ringside and he has good news for us. He has spent all day collecting money for charity dressed as a Salvation Army guy. However he also has bad news for us: he isn't affiliated with any charities so he will be keeping all of the money he raised.
- Promo for New Year's Raw featuring Big Show as the New Year's baby. He squirts milk from a bottle on a stagehand and is handed a giant pacifier. As entertaining as it sounds.
- CM Punk, John Cena and Big E Langston and The Shield wrestled to a No Contest when the referee threw the match out. Punk seemed upset with the crowd; as they did the usual dueling chants for Cena, he yelled "I know you hate Cena but if you don't stop booing him you won't get me or Big E." Referee finally throws the match out after losing control of the match. The faces hit their finishers and celebrate. At some point after the cameras stop rolling Cena is left alone in the ring and Randy Orton attacks him and says he's getting a rematch now.
Dark Main Event: John Cena def. Randy Orton by DQ when Orton hit Cena with the title belts. Cena hits the AA and Orton flees.
Cena then calls out a stagehand who is one of his road buddies and is celebrating his 50th birthday. Cena gets the crowd to sing Happy Birthday and the crowd goes home happy.
Total time of the event was around 4 hours. No backstage segments were shown other than what we saw from Shield and Cena/Big E/Punk. Maybe I'll edit in more snarky comments later too after I get some sleep.
If you find this report anywhere other than Gerweck.net or rspwfa2.livejournal.com then someone has plagiarized me and I will hunt them down and chop their balls off or something. Or maybe sit here and do nothing. Yeah probably that last one.
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Attendance was roughly 60%. The entire lower bowl was full but much of the upper deck was tarped off.
Dark Match: Zack Ryder def. Tyson Kidd with the Ruff Ryder
Main Event:
- Josh Matthews and The Miz come out for commentary.
- Santa Claus kicks off the show. He had the Santa Mick Foley titantron but looked and sounded nothing like Foley. He's almost immediately interrupted by RybAxel, who call Santa fat and complain that they never got the gifts they wanted as kids. Miz comes to Santa's defense and challenges Axel to a match later.
- Alex Riley music plays and he comes out to the announce table from somewhere that was not the main stage.
- R-Truth and Xavier Woods def. Jinder Mahal and Drew MacIntyre after Truth hits a Lil' Jimmy on Drew. No Heath Slater.
- AJ Lee (with Tamina) def. Kaitlyn with the Black Widow. Only thing I notice is that AJ is wearing her trademark daisy dukes and her titantron video has a ridiculous number of shots of her in a bra.
- The Miz (with Santa) def. Curtis Axel (with Ryback). Finish came when Santa pulled out a stocking and hit a Mandible Claw on Ryback outside leading to Miz hitting the Skull Crushing Finale on Axel for the win. During the match the crew starts decorating the stage with Christmas trees and such for Raw. Miz sucks. Isn't he a heel now?
Raw:
- Michael Cole and JBL come out for commentary. No Lawler.
- Show opens with Triple H, Stephanie McMahon and Kane making their way to the ring in Santa hats. There is also a random guy with them wearing an elf hat. Crew members distribute Santa hats to everybody in the crowd. Triple H and Stephanie discuss Christmas and wish everybody a happy holidays when Randy Orton comes out. His Christmas present is that he has the night off. Segment ends with Kane setting off his ring pyro. Weird. I spent most of this segment trying to get a Santa hat but of course they JUST SO HAPPEN to run out just as I walk up to the arena staff. COWARDS.
- Jingle Belles Match: Total Divas divas def. Not Total Divas divas when Natalya forces Aksana to submit to a Sharpshooter. AJ Lee sat at the commentary table. The divas were dressed as Santas, elves, and reindeer. Participants were: Bellas, Natalya, Eva Marie, the Funkadactyls, Kaitlyn, Summer Rae, Aksana, Vickie Guerrero, Alicia Fox and Tamina. Summer Rae is briefly in the match and takes a bunch of terrible moves from a Bella. I yell at her to counter but she obviously cannot hear her future ex-husband. At one point the Total Divas link arms and knock everyone down by skipping around. Awful.
- Sin Cara def. Curtis Axel with a Swanton Bomb. Or Hunico def. Curtis Axel with a Swanton. Whichever one. New Sin Cara is much better than the old Sin Cara I booed at the Raw I went to in 2011.
- Wyatt Family def. Goldust, Cody Rhodes, and Daniel Bryan. Crowd was the hottest for this match, and Bryan got a huge reaction. Good, long tag match that went around 20 minutes. Wyatt pins Bryan after a Roll of the Dice/Test Drive/Generic Finisher #89561832 and then the family escapes to the rocking chair as the Rhodeses try to make the save. The Rhodeses and Bryan were AWESOME. I still think the Wyatts are meh.
- Renee Young hosts a Christmas Carol singing contest between Great Khali, Santino, Jinder Mahal, Drew MacIntyre, R-Truth and Xavier Woods. This was my piss break, so yeah, I can report on that if you'd like. The lines were long and the toilets were somewhat decently clean. Automatic flushers and sinks and soap dispensers. A good, clear flow means I was properly hydrated at the time. I try to get food but it appears they have sold out of food in my area? I come across the WWE Sign Guy near the concession stand and he seems pissed that he cannot get anything to eat. I wound up getting McDonalds later and felt like a big fat fuck. Why am I describing all of this? Meh.
- Fandango (with Summer Rae) def. Dolph Ziggler in a Present on a Pole match. The pole was decorated as a candy cane. The present was a shot at the Intercontinental Title on the December 30 Raw. Summer Raw rubbed on the pole as she left the ring and it was awesome. I spend the entire match taking pictures of her like the perverted creep that I am. I got a shot of her bending over to get into the ring but it came out blurry. DAMN YOU CAMERA PHONE.
- The Usos def. the Primetime Players. Before the match Titus goes over the PTP's Christmas wishes and Darren Young says he's in Houston, not Austin. Lots of boos and a "Houston Sucks" chant, and Darren knows he messed up. Usos get the pin on Young and all four do the Millions of Dollars dance post match. I want to say I was the first person to start the "Houston Sucks" chant (there was a "This is Austin" chant during the match and I yelled "Houston Sucks" as a dueling chant type thing) but it died out and then a regular Houston Sucks chant started so whoever did that will probably get the credit. Sigh.
- Good Santa (Mark Henry) def. Bad Santa (Damien Sandow) in the Battle for Christmas. Sandow came out to the old Xanta Klaus theme. A glorified hardcore match. Sandow tries several times to use a fire extinguisher but cannot set it off. Henry unwraps a toilet and gives Sandow a swirlie. Henry wins with the World Strongest Slam and unwraps jingle bells and Christmas cupcakes afterwards. He throws the cupcakes in Sandow's face. Entertaining crap that Andy Halleen would hate.
- Los Matadores (with Torito) def. the Real Americans (with Zeb Colter) when one of the Matadores pinned Swagger. Torito speared Cesaro on the outside at one point.
- Ryback def. Kofi Kingston with the Shellshock
- CM Punk, Big E Langston and John Cena cut a coked out 80's style promo on the Shield in the back. Meanwhile the Shield cut their own promo discussing how they dominated 2013 and will dominate in 2014 as well.
- #badnewsbarrett comes to ringside and he has good news for us. He has spent all day collecting money for charity dressed as a Salvation Army guy. However he also has bad news for us: he isn't affiliated with any charities so he will be keeping all of the money he raised.
- Promo for New Year's Raw featuring Big Show as the New Year's baby. He squirts milk from a bottle on a stagehand and is handed a giant pacifier. As entertaining as it sounds.
- CM Punk, John Cena and Big E Langston and The Shield wrestled to a No Contest when the referee threw the match out. Punk seemed upset with the crowd; as they did the usual dueling chants for Cena, he yelled "I know you hate Cena but if you don't stop booing him you won't get me or Big E." Referee finally throws the match out after losing control of the match. The faces hit their finishers and celebrate. At some point after the cameras stop rolling Cena is left alone in the ring and Randy Orton attacks him and says he's getting a rematch now.
Dark Main Event: John Cena def. Randy Orton by DQ when Orton hit Cena with the title belts. Cena hits the AA and Orton flees.
Cena then calls out a stagehand who is one of his road buddies and is celebrating his 50th birthday. Cena gets the crowd to sing Happy Birthday and the crowd goes home happy.
Total time of the event was around 4 hours. No backstage segments were shown other than what we saw from Shield and Cena/Big E/Punk. Maybe I'll edit in more snarky comments later too after I get some sleep.
Saturday, December 14, 2013
Tyler Perry Presents: A Madea Fiesta
WASSUP MY NI... yeah I can't do a Madea impersonation because I've never seen a Madea movie! So instead, enjoy a photograph of Summer Rae with a Slammy!
Last week I asked you if you liked the choice to cast Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman, and you answered... well, the REAL winner was Wonder WoMEHn but it sounds funnier when we diss an attractive woman for her boobs/butt not being big enough, so let's go with one of those.
And that brings us to this week's poll.
Friday, December 6, 2013
Rogue Squadron 15th Anniversary Spectacular!
Sorry about last week. I had off from my graveyard shift and was awake for normal hours, so I decided to live it up. Plus there was hardly any news out there. Have a .gif of Summer Rae spinning as an apology!
Last week my plan was to make a bunch of Thanksgiving references and maybe call someone a turkey but laziness. So this week we will be celebrating the 15th Anniversary of the release of one of my favorite Nintendo 64 games, Star Wars Rogue Squadron!
You fools may have been playing Ocarina of Time or WCW/nWo Revenge for Christmas in 1998 but this was my jam, yo!
Two weeks ago I asked you which classic Christmas movie needs a sequel, and you answered NONE of them.
Box Office News: Despite stuffing their faces with turkey, people still have hunger
Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for The Amazing Spider-Man 2, Her and more!
In Theaters This Week: ...nothing?
Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: Despicable Me 2 and The Fast and the Furious 6
Good News Glenn makes his weekly appearance with items shunned from the Walk:
Someone classier than you has ranked the top movie musicals
Where IS the best place to sit in a theater?
Whaaaaaaaaat is going on?
The death of Paul Walker is NOT a hoax
In the meantime, work on Fast 7 has been suspended
We have our Wonder Woman, and she's not as busty as the comic version. You may complain below.
Don't worry, Glenn! A third Star Trek is coming!
We also have confirmation of the next X-Men movie. But will Hugh Jackman be a part of it?
Oh... Oh God, why?!?
Disney continues its Lucasfilm buying spree. So help me God if they get their hands on American Graffiti...
I feel like we've tried having a Terminator TV series before
Jon Favreau and the creators of Smallville are joining forces with MTV to bring you programming that doesn't involve pregnant teenagers!
Get ready for MORE Louis CK
Good news for FOTV, Todahshy, and other basketball... oh, right. Carry on then.
Ted Turner is entering the Entertainin' Business. How long before we get CNN personality parodies battling it out on the Wrestlemania pre-show?
And that brings us to this week's poll.
Do you like the choice of Gal Gadot for Wonder Woman?
Yes
No, needs a bigger rack
No, needs a bigger ass
Wonder WoMEHn
Last week my plan was to make a bunch of Thanksgiving references and maybe call someone a turkey but laziness. So this week we will be celebrating the 15th Anniversary of the release of one of my favorite Nintendo 64 games, Star Wars Rogue Squadron!
You fools may have been playing Ocarina of Time or WCW/nWo Revenge for Christmas in 1998 but this was my jam, yo!
Two weeks ago I asked you which classic Christmas movie needs a sequel, and you answered NONE of them.
Good News Glenn makes his weekly appearance with items shunned from the Walk:
And that brings us to this week's poll.
Friday, November 22, 2013
Elaine Benes-Kennedy, Sr.
Bare with me folks, we're celebrating lots of anniversaries over the next several weeks. Why not start with the 50th anniversary of the assassination of John F. Kennedy?
Ask not what your Blog can do for you, but what you can do for your Blog. Seriously, 12 comments in a Walk thread? Let's see if this thread can crack ten!
Last week I asked you which video game system you were more likely to purchase, and you answered Playstation 4.
Box Office News: Raw is still Thor
Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for Muppets Most Wanted, A Haunted House 2 and more!
In Theaters This Week: Delivery Man and The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: Getaway, Jobs and Red 2
Glenn steals the thunder of the Fiesta by sending in a link to Gravity's companion short film. (soiler warnings apply)
This week in Completely Unnecessary Sequel News: get ready for a sequel to It's A Wonderful Life
It has been a record breaking year for Universal
New movies are on the way to Amazon
Spinoff Man, Spinoff Man, does whatever a Spider-Man can
The title for the Batman vs Superman flick might have just been revealed by trendy Internet hacker type people
Coming soon from Kevin Smith: a horror movie where Justin Long becomes a human walrus
The Simpsons reruns are moving to FXX
And that brings us to this week's poll.
Which classic Christmas movie needs a sequel?
It's A Wonderful Life
Miracle on 34th Street
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Jingle All The Way
NONE of them
Ask not what your Blog can do for you, but what you can do for your Blog. Seriously, 12 comments in a Walk thread? Let's see if this thread can crack ten!
Last week I asked you which video game system you were more likely to purchase, and you answered Playstation 4.
And that brings us to this week's poll.
Friday, November 15, 2013
Sony Playstation 4 Presents: The Friday Film Fiesta
*takes bag of cash from Sony executives*
ZOMG GUYS THE PLAYSTATION 4 IS RELEASED TODAY IN NORTH AMERICA!
... yeah I couldn't think of a gimmick so we get this. Let's just do both of us a favor and get on to the copy/pasted movie news!
Last week I asked you if you missed video rental stores, and the majority of you answered yes. An equal number of you say Your town still has them and you still use them. Well, that's that!
Box Office News: RAW is THOR
Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for Maleficent, Noah and more!
In Theaters This Week: The Best Man Holiday
Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: 2 Guns, Planes, We're The Millers and The World's End
Glenn returns with news of an upcoming Agents of SHIELD episode. WARNING: the link does not contain any .gifs of a half naked Chloe Bennett.
You will not find these Hollywood stars on social media. But how will they interact with Raw? Regardless, I'll still hold out hope for Jennifer Lawrence to accidentally tweet a nude photo of herself that she only meant to sext
Screened has your half-assed streaming movie update
ESPN's next 30 For 30 takes a look at the epic Tune Squad vs. Monstars rivalry
Remind yourself to never compare acting to the military
FOX is pushing movies back. Several of them
MTV is changing up the format of the show that gave us The Miz
Key and Peele and Apatow
BOW DOWN TO DISNEY
We are apparently getting lots of DC Universe films over the next several years
FX has the movies
BRB, gonna audition for the new Star Wars movie
And that brings us to this week's poll.
Which system are you buying/more likely to buy?
Playstation 4
Xbox One
Wii U
Nintendo 3DS/2DS
I don't play video games
ZOMG GUYS THE PLAYSTATION 4 IS RELEASED TODAY IN NORTH AMERICA!
... yeah I couldn't think of a gimmick so we get this. Let's just do both of us a favor and get on to the copy/pasted movie news!
Last week I asked you if you missed video rental stores, and the majority of you answered yes. An equal number of you say Your town still has them and you still use them. Well, that's that!
And that brings us to this week's poll.
Saturday, November 9, 2013
MTV's My Super Sweet 16: Montreal
Welcome to the Time Honored Tradition that is the Friday Film Fiesta! This week, we are celebrating... ugh... the 16th Anniversary of the Montreal Screwjob.
Good grief, aren't we over this thing finally? Everybody else seems to be. But not here at the Fiesta! We'd rather make lame, obscure, out of date references than try to be hip to the latest pop culture trends! #yoloswag420jesustwerking
Last week I asked you what November "tradition" you celebrate, and you answered that we are all just a bunch of chronic masturbaters.
Box Office News: A simple child brings old people to their knees in defeat
Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for Winter's Tale, Robocop and more!
In Theaters This Week: The Book Thief and Thor: The Dark World
Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: Man of Steel and Turbo
Blockbuster is officially closed for business. The last remaining Blockbuster near me closed in late 2010, with the rest falling long before then. We still have local video stores but they're all the way downtown and a real hassle to get to. You may leave your memories of video rentals and late fees in the comments below!
Marvel and Netflix combine to bring us four live action series
Coming December 18, 2015 - Star Wars Episode VII. May 4, 2016 would have worked a lot better, if you ask me
Speaking of Star Wars, JJ Abrams discusses why he took over the franchise
Ridley Scott wants to make a drama about concussions and football players
Mister Part Time Wrestler takes his skills to the military
ATTENTION ANDY: Satisfy your craving for Guardians of the Galaxy with this interview with the director!
This week in Slightly Unnecessary Sequel News: The Purge
Speaking of sequels, we might be getting WolverIIIne
Could one of these unknowns be the next Wonder Woman?
And that brings us to this week's poll.
Do you miss video rental stores?
Yes
No
My town still has them/I still use them
Good grief, aren't we over this thing finally? Everybody else seems to be. But not here at the Fiesta! We'd rather make lame, obscure, out of date references than try to be hip to the latest pop culture trends! #yoloswag420jesustwerking
Last week I asked you what November "tradition" you celebrate, and you answered that we are all just a bunch of chronic masturbaters.
And that brings us to this week's poll.
Friday, November 1, 2013
No Shave/No Fap Movember
It's officially November now. Where does the time go? Anyway, time to hit up your local stores to purchase discounted Halloween candy. And don't forget to take off your costumes and put your regular street clothes back on, just like the girl below is doing!
Last week I asked you if you were excited for the revival of the Hellraiser franchise, and you answered both No and Lame, lazy, reused poll.
Box Office News: Jackass returns! Sort of.
Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for X-Men: Days of Future Past, The LEGO Movie and more!
In Theaters This Week: Ender's Game, Free Birds and Last Vegas
Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: Hobbit Extended Edition, White House Down and Grown Ups 2
I told you this week would be Glennder's Game!
Some guys rank the 50 most disturbing movies. Some of these (that I've seen) seem about right. Jope? R8DR?
Hey, I Know That Voice! Did you know Billy West (the voice of Fry) is also the Cheerio's Honey Bee?
Ron Burgundy has a message for us?
Ridley Scott updates us on a bunch of sequels
Nobody is apologizing for the twist in Iron Man 3 (SPOILERS)
The Veronica Mars movie is filming
What was the Blog's opinion on Trick R Treat? Because we're getting a sequel
Enough sequel news... time for REBOOT NEWS. I, for one, will go see this one
Some guy bought a LaserDisc and found lost footage from Return of the Jedi
For the love of all that is holy, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
And hey, let's end with some Star Wars bloopers
And that brings us to this week's poll.
What November "tradition" do you celebrate/attempt to celebrate?
No Shave November
No Fap November
Movember
None of the Above
Still watching that Chloe Bennett GIF!
Last week I asked you if you were excited for the revival of the Hellraiser franchise, and you answered both No and Lame, lazy, reused poll.
I told you this week would be Glennder's Game!
And that brings us to this week's poll.
Sunday, October 27, 2013
Slim Jim's Halloween Havoc '13
Just because WCW Halloween Havoc is no more doesn't mean that the Fiesta can't create more Slim Jim sponsored havoc on Halloween 2013!
And in the honor of that one super mega huge 1998 Halloween Havoc, the Fiesta is twice the size this week! Last week I went out of town on Saturday and nobody could post the Fiesta until Monday, so I said "Welp!" and decided to hold off until today with a DOUBLE FIESTA OF DOOM.
TWO WEEKS AGO I asked you which canceled OR ENDED (thanks Andy) TV show you wanted to pay to briefly revive, and you answered "stuff not listed"!
Box Office News: Gravity sinks Captain Phillips' boat
Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for That Awkward Moment, The Grand Budapest Hotel and more!
In Theaters This Week: Carrie and Escape Plan
Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: The Conjuring and The Internship
Glenn passes along the following helpful links before taking the weekend off:
First, an article about how everyone is watching stuff that is easily accessible on Netflix. Obviously they are satisfying their thirst for instant gratification, eh An-Day?
Glenn also gets the scoop on Michael Bay's trip to Hong Kong
Crew: Captain Phillips is one big lie
Coming soon to cable TV... Netflix?
Indiewire lists 7 Hot Actors that are now Not Hot
The Marvel Universe is coming to a town near you!
Michael Bay causes explosions on the set of Trans4mers. Yes I'm posting this twice! WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT?!?
If you like Gweneth Paltrow, you might want to skip this week's issue of Vanity Fair
China = $$$$$
View the Superman 75th anniversary short
Get ready for a film covering the making of a fan film of a film!
A viral article for Amazing Spider-Man 2 mentions Smythe, leading to rumors of Spider Slayers...
The CW has aired many atrocities without question, such as MVP and Matt Hardy playing basketball, Biker Chuck Palumbo, and Batista cutting a promo on basketballs, but when it comes to teen masturbation, you'd better slow your role!
Sigh
And for this week's news...
Box Office News: Gravity continues to lift the competitors' money from its pockets!
Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Hours and more!
In Theaters This Week: The Counselor and Bad Grandpa
Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: Monsters University and R.I.P.D.
Next week is Ender's Game, but this week is Glennder's Game:
What does a real astronaut think of Gravity?
Awkward moments in Star Wars
is this the end for Parks and Rec?
Apparently the cyber representation of Ellen Page appears nude in some new video game, and Sony wants the images banished from the Internet. Good luck with that, Sony!
The writers for Star Wars VII have been announced
Get ready for a Hellraiser reboot
Two scripts have been written for Independence Day II
The Charlton Heston version of Ben Hur is SO 1959!
Superman ain't no gay!
Ratings, what ratings?
People who suffer from or know someone suffering from Alzheimer's are sure to love ABC's new sitcom!
And that brings us to this week's poll.
Are you excited for a Hellraiser reboot?
Yes
No
Great Song, Ozzy Rules
This same lame question was already asked last year... with the exact same choices too!
And in the honor of that one super mega huge 1998 Halloween Havoc, the Fiesta is twice the size this week! Last week I went out of town on Saturday and nobody could post the Fiesta until Monday, so I said "Welp!" and decided to hold off until today with a DOUBLE FIESTA OF DOOM.
TWO WEEKS AGO I asked you which canceled OR ENDED (thanks Andy) TV show you wanted to pay to briefly revive, and you answered "stuff not listed"!
Glenn passes along the following helpful links before taking the weekend off:
And for this week's news...
Next week is Ender's Game, but this week is Glennder's Game:
And that brings us to this week's poll.
Friday, October 11, 2013
Burger King Free Satisfryday Film Fiesta Bye Week
The high school football team I cover has a bye week this week and my college team is on the road this weekend, so I have the weekend off! And now, here's a_gladguy who will be taking over the column this week!
a_gladguy: **** you you lazy ***hole. I have to do so much stuff for this website. I don't have time to cover your sorry butt so you can go not write WELPies or whatever. Write your own damn column!
Welp. Guess I'm not taking the week off after all!
Last week I asked you which Disney villain deserved its own live action film, and you answered Gaston, Jafar AND Scar.
Box Office News: Gravity pulls the rest of the competition down to Earth
Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for American Hustle, Charlie Countryman and more!
In Theaters This Week: Captain Phillips, The Fifth Estate, and Machete Kills
Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: The Heat and Pacific Rim
Glenn makes a glorious return to submitting links to this lil' ole column:
First, some classic movie quotes that have been adapted for modern times
And for you documentary lovers, a trailer for a piece that looks at celebrities making the transition into parenthood
Tom Hanks discovers just what a box of chocolates gets you. All jokes aside, I hope he gets it under control. I'm scared shitless of it, which is why I've recently changed up my eating habits.
Marvel is shutting down a Punisher fan film
R8DR AND JOPE BEWARE: Michael Bay wants to make a horror film
RIP James Wood's career?
Bad news for Canadian Pixar employees
When, exactly, did work on the new Star Wars movies begin?
Tarantino: Batman is boring
Jamie Foxx will be MLK
Harrison Ford: So far "no" to Star Wars, "Yes" to another Indiana Jones
Remember the movie Limitless? It's getting its own TV spinoff
Johnny Carson's lawyer REVEALS ALL!
We'll end things with ABC putting emphasis on vaginas (SFW)!
And that brings us to this week's poll.
Which canceled TV show would you pay to briefly revive?
Breaking Bad
The Wire
Firefly
Seinfeld
Lost
Friends
Other
a_gladguy: **** you you lazy ***hole. I have to do so much stuff for this website. I don't have time to cover your sorry butt so you can go not write WELPies or whatever. Write your own damn column!
Welp. Guess I'm not taking the week off after all!
Last week I asked you which Disney villain deserved its own live action film, and you answered Gaston, Jafar AND Scar.
Glenn makes a glorious return to submitting links to this lil' ole column:
And that brings us to this week's poll.
Friday, October 4, 2013
Fiesta Shutdown
I was planning to finally unveil the hit new column of the month, OcTABerfest but then the Government decided to shut down, so the Fiesta will shut down as well! You see, the Fiesta is funded entirely by the United States Government, so I'm currently being paid to sit at home and do nothing like the rest of Congress!
Last week I asked you if you would watch a Batman TV show that featured no Batman (based off of rumors about the Gotham show). You answered maybe.
Box Office News: Meatballs cloud up the competition
Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit, Best Man Down and more!
In Theaters This Week: Gravity and Runner Runner
Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: After Earth, The Hangover Part III and The Purge
How
is the Government Shutdown affecting Hollywood? Non-American bloggies please continue about your daily business
On that note, FFF and any other government employees, you can get free popcorn at AMC theaters
Your monthly Netflix update
Focus Features absorbs Film District
In honor of Halloween, here are 15 stars who started off in horror films
Disney is prepping live action villain movies
The Fantastic Four reboot is being rewritten
Some guys made a Wonder Woman fan trailer that has gone viral and apparently is very popular. My thoughts: meh
And a casting
update for Avengers 2
People are rumored to be in the new Star Wars
Get ready for the latest sequel, World
War What-Comes-After-Z?
Speaking of sequels, Ted 2 is coming
Bad news for Hillary
Clinton fans
Wilfred has been renewed for a fourth and final season
And that brings us to this week's poll.
Which Disney villain deserves a live action film?
Cruella de Vil
Ursula
Scar
Jafar
Gaston
Miley Cyrus
Last week I asked you if you would watch a Batman TV show that featured no Batman (based off of rumors about the Gotham show). You answered maybe.
is the Government Shutdown affecting Hollywood? Non-American bloggies please continue about your daily business
update for Avengers 2
War What-Comes-After-Z?
Clinton fans
And that brings us to this week's poll.
Friday, September 6, 2013
Second Anniversary Fiesta Fiesta
Welcome one and all to the Second Anniversary Fiesta of jeditab hosting the Friday Film Fiesta! Yes, it has been two years since the Fiesta returned with a horrifically outdated Rebecca Black reference. Since that time, I've brought you multiple gimmick columns, a worked feud with Jope that I badly botched, a hiatus while I tried to balance overnight shifts and high school football coverage, threatened to quit the Blog, and became the most hated Blogginite since Yagobo! All of this in addition to hardly bringing you any movie news!
What excitement will the next year bring? Only one way to find out!
And that brings us to this week's poll.
Friday, August 30, 2013
Tomathon VII: Blog of Doom 7th Anniversary Spectacular
*drumroll*
Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the Tom Cruise Dancers and the Blog of Doom Baggy Pants Players as we celebrate the Seventh Anniversary of the Blog of Doom!
Yes, it has already been seven years since the fateful night of August 31, 2006, when Tom Cruise left a Tomment on history by creating the Cruise World Order with the first ever Tomathon. And this week in the Fiesta, we will celebrate his brilliance, much to the chagrin of people named Fuj, Chin, and other generic names from that other Blog of Doom who are totally jealous of our awesomeness~!!!!!!11!1!!one!
And now, get on your feet for the man of the hour, the MMA expert himself, and the master of being saved by the bell, t0mcruise!
t0mcruise: Thanks for letting me sing a terrible song only notable for naked chicks in the music video! But now let's take some time to remember those Blog members who threatened to leave forever in the past year.
t0mcruise: But look at the positives... we finally got those WELPies! Where was my invite? Man, that jeditab really has turned into a dick hasn't he? So post your best Blog memories or favorite threads or jeditab/Andy hate below!
Last week you were asked who should play Hulk Hogan in a movie about the life of Hulk Hogan and you answered the greatest actor in the world, Daniel Day Lewis. Where was the option for me, Tom Cruise?
Box Office News: It was a bad weekend for debuting flicks
Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for Dallas Buyers Club, We Are What We Are and more!
In Theaters This Week: Closed Circuit and Getaway
Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: Now You See Me and the latest seasons of various TV shows
Good Ole Glenn returns to let us know that it's Friday somewhere!
Bad news for those of you who enjoy or are really good at playing the game Cranium
12 Monkeys is coming to the small screen
Suck it, interns!
Ben Affleck has signed on to play Batman through multiple films. In addition, here's a great article explaining why Affleck agreed to the role
Glenn is a fan of ridiculous, and come 2015, you might just be one too
Is Hollywood causing a state of emergency in Los Angeles?
China says Pacific Rim is American propaganda
Was it Andy complaining that Daniel Craig was too serious as 007? Well, not anymore
We might see a new Spawn movie fairly soon
New footage and a new logo for Trans4mers
A review of Google's Chromecast
Someone alert BBH!
Riddle me this... Justin Timberlake?
Remember the 1995 film Outbreak with Dustin Hoffman? No? Well NBC is bringing it back
Might there be a third X-Files movie?
And that brings us to this week's poll.
What has been your favorite year for the Blog of Doom so far?
2006
2007
2008
2009
2010
2011
2012
2013 (so far)
Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the Tom Cruise Dancers and the Blog of Doom Baggy Pants Players as we celebrate the Seventh Anniversary of the Blog of Doom!
Yes, it has already been seven years since the fateful night of August 31, 2006, when Tom Cruise left a Tomment on history by creating the Cruise World Order with the first ever Tomathon. And this week in the Fiesta, we will celebrate his brilliance, much to the chagrin of people named Fuj, Chin, and other generic names from that other Blog of Doom who are totally jealous of our awesomeness~!!!!!!11!1!!one!
And now, get on your feet for the man of the hour, the MMA expert himself, and the master of being saved by the bell, t0mcruise!
t0mcruise: Thanks for letting me sing a terrible song only notable for naked chicks in the music video! But now let's take some time to remember those Blog members who threatened to leave forever in the past year.
t0mcruise: But look at the positives... we finally got those WELPies! Where was my invite? Man, that jeditab really has turned into a dick hasn't he? So post your best Blog memories or favorite threads or jeditab/Andy hate below!
Last week you were asked who should play Hulk Hogan in a movie about the life of Hulk Hogan and you answered the greatest actor in the world, Daniel Day Lewis. Where was the option for me, Tom Cruise?
Good Ole Glenn returns to let us know that it's Friday somewhere!
And that brings us to this week's poll.
Friday, August 23, 2013
The Playa's Club ft. The Coach
GREETINGS EVERYONE!
It is I, the Coach, hosting the Friday Film Fiesta this week in order to get you pumped up for the upcoming football season. You may remember last year when Lou Holtz hosted the Fiesta. He was asked to show up yet again, but was mysteriously found unconscious backstage having been put through a table. So why not get a fellow ESPN employee to fill in?
And yes, football doesn't start for another week, but I understand there is already a special guest booked for next week's column...
Last week you were asked if you are a Mac or a PC, and 82% of you answered PC.
- Box Office News: The Butler butts its way to first place, while Jobs does the job and Kick-Ass 2 does anything but!
- Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for Parkland, Pompeii and more!
- In Theaters This Week: The Grandmaster (not Sexay related), The World's End, and You're Next (not Goldberg related either)
- Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: The Great Gatsby and Pain and Gain
- RIP Lee Thompson Young and Elmore Leonard
- Ben Affleck is Batman!
- Coming soon to Netflix: The Weinstein Company
- How many Hollywood stars are on steroids?
- Pirates 5 has a name
- Star Wars VII to be shot on 35MM film
- LEMME TELL YA SOMETHING, BROTHER, CHRIS HEMSWORTH IS THE NEW WORLD ORDER OF ACTORS, DUDE, AND COULD BODYSLAM THE 87432608230565 POUND ANDRE THE GIANT IF HE WERE ALIVE TODAY, GOD REST HIS SOUL, BROTHER. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SPEND MONEY ON TNA MERCHANDISE!
- Simon Pegg: If you didn't like Star Trek: Into Darkness, **** you!
- Coming soon to Jopetoberfest: KILLER SQUIRRELS! Somebody warn Sid!
- Some people out there still want to watch Spike Lee movies
- WHAT COULD BE THE MYSTERIOUS JJ ABRAMS MOVIE?!?!?
- Stock up on porn now! Blame this bitch
And that brings us to this week's poll.
Friday, August 16, 2013
iFiesta
Q: Why are Mac/iPhone users so skinny?
A: Because they burn so many calories by never shutting the **** up about how great their Mac/iPhones are.
Now read these NSFW (language) links from Maddox! One of which including a joke that may or may not have been stolen by me for this very Fiesta!
One thing PC users can do that Mac users can't
The iPhone is a piece of shit, and so is your face
Last week I asked you if you thought another Indiana Jones movie should be made, and most of you answered no.
Box Office News: Some movies do good, while others don't do as good!
Trailer Time: Check out trailers for Her, The Monuments Men and more!
In Theaters This Week: Jobs, Kick-Ass 2, Paranoia and Lee Daniels' The Butler
Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: Epic and Scary Movie 5
The Man Who Holds the Blog Together, Glenn, sends us a barrage of links this week!
A look at the fan that last week's Breaking Bad was dedicated to
Whatever happened to Katharine Hepburn's fake accent?
Notice a large amount of crappy movies on your search queue? This might help explain why
The Suits of James Bond
What happens when a dad names Game of Thrones characters?
Discovery Channel, we hardly knew ye
The Wolverine (A Film by Woody Allen)
Goodbye Wisconsin!
Studios HATE each other
Meanwhile, China HATES movie studios
Actors answer questions on Reddit!: Aaron Paul and Robert Englund
The decline of Halle Berry
Total Divas is getting a second season
I AM THE ONE WHO PIRATES
Bruce Willis is bored with action flicks
We now know a little bit more about Jurassic Park 4
Want to star in Dumb and Dumber To?
New pics of Guardians of the Galaxy have surfaced
Play the 8-Bit Blade Runner!
And that brings us to this week's poll.
Are you a Mac or a PC?
Mac
PC
Other
Meh
A: Because they burn so many calories by never shutting the **** up about how great their Mac/iPhones are.
Now read these NSFW (language) links from Maddox! One of which including a joke that may or may not have been stolen by me for this very Fiesta!
Last week I asked you if you thought another Indiana Jones movie should be made, and most of you answered no.
The Man Who Holds the Blog Together, Glenn, sends us a barrage of links this week!
And that brings us to this week's poll.
Saturday, August 3, 2013
The 3rd Annual W3LPi3 Awards
In one single language
Over a half-gross hits each week!
RSPWFA2
For over half a decade, the revolutionary force in blogging entertainment.
Friday, August 2, 2013
Aaryn Griesiesta aka A Racist Fiesta?
No ideas for any witty intros this week, seeing as I am brainstorming for next week's Breaking Baddiesta, so here's America's favorite racist Aaryn Gries using a water hose as a penis!
Last week I asked which SDCC movie news excited you the most and you answered Batman and Superman.
Box Office News: The Wolverine fails to make as much money as X-Men Origins: Wolverine. WELP.
Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for American Hustle, Lone Survivor and more! Also, somebody call Rick Steiner
In Theaters This Week: 2 Guns and The Smurfs 2
Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: Oblivion, The Place Beyond the Pines and Mud
Box Office Mojo previews August's film lineup
Good news for Avatar fans: three sequels are being planned
Kathleen Kennedy dishes dirt on Star Wars VII
Pacific Rim is breaking overseas records. Maybe the sequel can be released as a foreign film so it will stay far away from me?
Netflix introduces multiple user profiles
This Week in Pointless 80's Reboots: Scarface
Wanna see a Sentinel?
The next Batman might be older
Just in time for next weekend, Netflix adds Season 5.1 of Breaking Bad
And that brings us to this week's poll.
Should Hollywood be remaking 80's movies?
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Hell No!
Only Certain Movies (please specify)
Nineteen MEHighties
Last week I asked which SDCC movie news excited you the most and you answered Batman and Superman.
And that brings us to this week's poll.
Friday, July 26, 2013
If Three Bloggers go to a Convention, Who is Left to Read a Fiesta?
This weekend Jeditab will be visiting SCENIC LUBBOCK, TEXAS, home of Texas Tech University, the Buddy Holly Museum and... lots of dust, desert and extreme heat! So it's a short intro this week.
Last week I asked you which Seth Macfarlane show is your favorite and you answered that you don't watch his shows.
Box Office News: The Conjuring scares lesser films into submission
Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for A Single Shot, 47 Ronin and more!
In Theaters This Week: The Wolverine
Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: GI Joe: Retaliation and Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox
GLENNIESTA UP IN HERR
What is the name of your Jaeger? Mine is Pacificrimsucked Badmovie!
Somebody remind the Whores for Horror that when they return, they must debate this list of 10 Greatest Horror Films of 1973 That Aren't The Exorcist
Comic Con Notes of Interest: A Batman/Superman movie is finally happening; Ultron is the villain in Avengers 2; This ain't your daddy's Robocop; Details on the Veronica Mars movie; More Planet of the Apes!
Netflix is ready for more original movies and more
Time Warner Customers: Start prepping to live life without CBS for a short while
Want a sequel to Dredd? Just sign the petition
Banned from China: ... Despicable Me 2?
Don't have a laptop, WiFi TV, video game console, or WiFi Blu-Ray player, but still want to watch Netflix and Hulu on your TV? Google Chromecast is just for you!
Sacha Baron Cohen will play Freddie Mercury not
I am Jack's sequel to Fight Club?
REBOOTS GALORE: Bloodsport and Kickboxer
And that brings us to this week's poll.
Which movie from SDCC excites you more?
Superman/Batman
Avengers: Age of Ultron
Other
Nothing excited me
Last week I asked you which Seth Macfarlane show is your favorite and you answered that you don't watch his shows.
GLENNIESTA UP IN HERR
And that brings us to this week's poll.
Friday, July 19, 2013
Emma Roberts' Punch Out!
It's the Fiesta that just won't stop! Much like Julia Roberts' teeth. And Emma Roberts' punches. And Jake Roberts' bottle of booze. Yeesh, at the risk of pissing any more Robertses off, let's get to things!
First, two announcements!
1. I have a special surprise coming in two weeks. Another FiGUESTa? Leaving the Blog FOREVER? A simple .gif stolen from Krowe? WHAT COULD IT BE?
2. Yours truly will be attending Raw this coming Monday, and I just so happened to obtain seats facing the hard camera. THIS MEANS SIGNAGE. I need ideas, so hit me with them. My mom will also be in attendance, and I would be more than happy to set up some sort of wager as to which wrestler hits on her first.
Last week I asked if you liked the looks of the new Spider-Man villains, and the majority of you answered YES.
Links from the hair on my Glennie Glenn Glenn:
FREE WILLE... LINK
And that brings us to this week's poll.
Sunday, July 14, 2013
Pacific Rim (2013)
Just got back from Pacific Rim and honestly I wish I had wasted the money on Grown Ups 2 instead. At least then I could have watched my future ex-wife Alyson Michalka.
Terrible acting, terrible fight scenes, lame characters, cliche plot... literally the ONLY interesting thing about the movie was Charlie Day, and also Ron Pearlman, although he only interacted with Charlie Day so that's probably why. I would have walked out if I wasn't driving three people and didn't have an open tab at Alamo Drafthouse.
Hands down the worst movie of the summer out of all that I have seen. Even worse than Star Trek, which was actually good until the last 30 minutes.
Recommendation to avoid.
Terrible acting, terrible fight scenes, lame characters, cliche plot... literally the ONLY interesting thing about the movie was Charlie Day, and also Ron Pearlman, although he only interacted with Charlie Day so that's probably why. I would have walked out if I wasn't driving three people and didn't have an open tab at Alamo Drafthouse.
Hands down the worst movie of the summer out of all that I have seen. Even worse than Star Trek, which was actually good until the last 30 minutes.
Recommendation to avoid.
Saturday, July 13, 2013
LATEiesta
I slept like all day yesterday, and the irony is that I had the Fiesta about 90% finished!
Last week I asked you how you celebrated the Fourth of July, and the majority answered Grill.BBQ. Non-USA'ers chastised me for asking such a biased question.
And that brings us to this week's poll.
Friday, July 5, 2013
Jope vs. Ring Of Honor: Battle at the Pier One at Pier 39 (with Guest Ref Piers Morgan)
For once this is a time where I will gladly join Team Jope! Not to get into a wrestling rant but that's exactly what I've been trying to tell you guys since 2002! That company isn't national! They can't even do Internet broadcasts without anything screwing up!
And while I'm at it, Antonio Cesaro sucks!
Last week you were asked if you would pay bundles of cash for premium on demand movies and the majority of you said you preferred to just hit the theaters or wait for the BR/DVD.
And that brings us to this week's poll.
Friday, June 28, 2013
Friday Film Fiesta
Ya Boy An-Day here yet again TAKING OVER! "Tabber" was apparently too lazy to write a Fiesta this week and pawned it off on me since I did "such a good job" with WOW this week in G-Bunnie's absence. WELP, I'm up for the challenge! #teamjope
So to celebrate, here's a picture of my handsome mug!
Last week ole JediFlake asked how much you would pay to see World War Z in theaters and there was a three way tie! Basically you would pay anything below $10. And like naked women.
Box Office News: People are surprised that World War Z did well. Have they not been paying attention to ANYTHING successful over the last 5 years? Zombies = Money!
Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for Thanks For Sharing, Escape Plan, and more!
In Theaters This Week: The Heat and White House Down
Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: 6 Souls and Inescapable
RIP Richard Matheson
Movies get release dates. As pointed out by Jope on Facebook, 50 Shades opens the same day as Guardians of the Galaxy. FRIENDSHIPS WILL BE ENDED. PEOPLE WILL BE JUDGED.
Breaking up is hard to do, unless you're Warner Bros. and Legendary
Disney and Sony continue testing premium Video On Demand
Ever wanted to make a movie? Amazon wants to help out!
In honor of summer, it's the best camp movies!
Zach Snyder talks Sequel of Steel
Krowe wanted us to watch some homemade movie yesterday. It probably sucked like all homemade movies do. This video agrees.
Another Trans4mer5 reveal
She's been Taken... again!
Could this mean the end of Sunny Days on Sesame Street?
Look for less sequels in Pixar's future
If you need a reason to not do meth, look no further than a former That 70's Show star!
And that brings us to this week's poll.
Would you be willing to pay to watch Premium On Demand movies?
Yes
No
Theater/Physical Media for me!
So to celebrate, here's a picture of my handsome mug!
Last week ole JediFlake asked how much you would pay to see World War Z in theaters and there was a three way tie! Basically you would pay anything below $10. And like naked women.
And that brings us to this week's poll.
Friday, June 21, 2013
Naked Hair Combing
Welcome to the... Yeah sorry I have to keep watching this video. VERY VERY NSFW. The music is god awful but the girl is quite the opposite.
How silly of me, dedicating yet another Fiesta to a girl that none of us can ever have in order to distract you from figuring out I have no witty intro to make this week.
Last week I asked if the end was nigh for 3D home entertainment, and you said no, not until we get WWE productions in 3D! 3WWED?
Glennie Gives Us Hobbit Nudity:
And that brings us to this week's poll.
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