Friday, April 26, 2013

FOTViesta

Greetings, my fellow Blogga Doomians! Apparently Jeditab is still being a baby over the BBH fiasco, so I'll be stepping in this week to save the day! For the love of God you two, settle your differences so I can read the WELPies! BBH: send in whatever speech Jedi wants! And Jedi, post the darn show!

BE A MAN, GUYS!


I've always wanted to do that.

Last week R8DR asked what matters most to you in horror movies, and 40 percent of you answered "naked ladies" with "fear/scares" coming in second at 30 percent.



Glenn sends in a link! More similar movies!

Glenn sends in another link! Hannibal!

Netflix Update!

Speaking of Netflix, could they be forming their own network?

Here's a side-by-side comparison of very similar movies that came out around the same time

And here's a movie map of the NYC

The Vacation reboot heads to developmental hell! Hooray!

An interview with PAUL VERHOEVEN! ROBOCOP!

A few NBC shows have been renewed.Lest we forget, Community :(

Futurama has been canceled. Again.

You can see Man of Steel early at Walmart?

Finally, a preview of May's movies

Welp, guess this is where the poll goes!

What May movie are you most excited for?
Iron Man 3
Great Gatsby
Star Trek
Fast and Furious 6
Hangover III
After Earth
Other


Friday, April 19, 2013

A TVRaging R8DR Fiesta

Jeditab is still refusing to write a Fiesta until Brody sends in his WELPie stuff, so with the Fiesta up for grabs, it's time to bring it into an ERA OF AWESOMENESS!


Seriously, that Tabbing fool wants to insult Big Bang Theory? I'll show you guys what a REAL Fiesta looks like. Thanks to Jope for the assistance!

Last week, stevewille ended the Willesta by asking you what the worst thing you've ever done in a movie theater is. You answered smuggle food in with 44.4%.



Baseball Movie Wins Box Office
Who cares? Nobody likes baseball anyway. Where are the horror movies?

New trailers were released this week for Hunger Games 2, Superman Reboot, and RIPD. Next week's home video releases include Gangster Squad and, sigh, A Haunted House

MPAA Announces Changes to Ratings System
And a great article on why it will fail

Cleveland Show isn't canceled - yet
Looks like someone is moving back to Quahog!

'Kickstart' TV's Heart? The Pros and Cons of Fan Funded Revivals
Awesome article here about the future use of Kickstarters for TV shows.

Star Wars Movies Coming Every Summer Starting in 2015
Oh Jesus Christ. Guess we'll be seeing MORE of Jeditab rather than the preferred method of seeing him leave the Blog. TEAM JOPE!

Porn shoots look outside L.A. County to avoid condom law
Whatever they have to do to keep bringing us those sweet, sweet naked ladies!

The College Experience Via Movies
Spoiler: It's nothing like the way film portrays it

21 Jump Street 2 set for 2014
News for Andy

Zombieland Pilot Released to Internet
I might check it out, but reviews haven't been good so far.

Interview with Rob Zombie About Lords of Salem
In Theaters Next Month!

Video: Practical Effects in The Thing
Check out this cool video! The real thing will ALWAYS kick CGI's ass.

Theaters Blame R-Rated Movies for Low Ticket Sales
OH SCREW THIS. Maybe if newer horror movies didn't SUCK...

Time for a poll!


What is most important to you in a horror film?
Fear/Scares
Blood/Gore
Story
Naked Women
Special Effects


Friday, April 12, 2013

Friday Film Willesta

No BBH acceptance speech? No WELPies? No Jeditab Fiesta? NO PROBLEM!


Steve here with the first ever WILLEsta! Get it? Fiesta. Wille. Esta. Willesta. Eh...

You know, it's just much easier to bash jeditab and blame him for me not entering my NCAA Tourney picks on the Blog bracket. YOU SUCK JEDI! And my kids no longer enjoy your Mega Black Dudes!


Last week Andy gave you the Gladdiesta and asked which of his gimmicks is your favorite. Andy Savage won. Ooooooooh yeah!



-- In Box Office News, Evil Dead didn't suck like people expected it to! But apparently it lacks comedy, if you ask Jope or R8DR on Facebook. SCHWING.

-- A guy has harsh words for MTV following a hillbilly show's cancellation. But does anybody truly care?

-- China hated Django!

-- End of an era: Disney axes its hand-drawn animation department. Your kids may now weep.

-- 10 actors who always die in movies. Hey Andy, they mention Lance Henriksen!

-- Remember DREDD? Jope does. It's getting a sequel! Kinda.

-- A rare look into the mind of a movie theater employee. Big news, they hate their jobs too.

-- They should just rename it The League because nobody else can do it Justice.

-- Chronicle 2?

-- Avatar 2?

-- Captain America 2!

Poll time!


The employee link had me thinking: What is the worst thing you have done in a movie theater?Watch a movie like normal
Penis in popcorn bucket
Poop in a seat
Sex (HJ, BJ, anything)
Smuggle food in
Other


Friday, April 5, 2013

Friday Film Gladdiesta

It's Ya Boy An-Day here with the first ever Friday Film Gladdiesta! The Tabber is being a bitch and not writing the FiMEHsta until BBH sends in his WELPies speech, which means anyone can write it! And since I'm not a loser and ordering Wrestlemania this weekend, here we are.

But I will continue Travis's feud with Jope... by posting a Truth Martini picture!



Last week Travis decided to post a lame April Fools joke, but a few weeks ago he asked if it was a good idea to have Batista in that new superhero movie and you guys said yes. More like Marvel UniMEHrse.



- RIP Roger Ebert! Here is a list of ten movies he really hated but where is The Village? Oh well, here are more funny lines he wrote

- So that crappy GI Joe movie made a bunch of money last weekend. I saw it and it was so BAD dude! It has Bruce Willis and the Rock! How could it be bad??? I heard the moved it to this year because it sucked but I assumed it would be good and they wanted to piggy back off Rock at Wrestlemania. Should have thrown Sgt. Slaughter in there!

- Glennie's got some links! Glennie's got some links!
Theories about the Shining
A Movie about Breaking the 4th Wall!

- So there's a new trailer out for a remake of Carrie that looks super lame! There's also a new trailer for some movie called the English Teacher where Julianne Moore's pasty ass looks really ugly. No thanks. They also released trailers for Great Gatsby (meh) this week and Grown Ups 2. YUCK.

- Hey Jope and R8DR, sounds like a new found footage movie is coming out so get excited!

- Those of you who wanted a sequel to Finding Nemo get your wish! Meh, but where is the sequel to the Incredibles?

- News on some new Rob Zombie movie! This shit is gonna be so awesome, dude! Later I'll list my favorite Zombie songs.

- Here's your Netflix news!

- Here's a fuckin awesome AC/DC tune! Has a funky disco beat to it. Makes me wanna grow an afro, karate chop some honky drug dealers, then fuck big boobed chicks!

Off to talk to some chicks at Buffalo Wild Wings, so here's a poll! Is anything big going on this weekend? Any high priced PPV events that, when purchased, make you a big loser? No? Oh well.

Lookin forward to Fleetwood Mac Daddy soon!


These movie polls are usually stupid and lame. Who's Ya Boy?
Andy Halleen
Andy Savage
abadguy21
doggett_x
a_badguy
a_gladguy