Friday, April 20, 2012

No Fiesta Gets Higher

Woo hoooooooo maaaaannnnn, it's April 20, aka 4/20, so time to smoke some ass duuuuuuuuuude!

Yes, it's STONER HUMOR. I guess. I don't smoke, and it's better than the alternative of Hitler Humor (today is Hitler's Birthday), so yeah.

This is normally where I would insert some sort of comment about how much better MY Fiesta is compared to the crap we got from Jope, but it’s 4/20, so I’m going to take the HIGH road and not say anything mean this week.

So instead, enjoy a terrible Rob Van Dam theme! RVD 4:20!



Last week I asked you if you thought it was time to reinvent the MPAA Ratings System, and 54.5 percent of you answered “no.”



-- Box Office News: Hunger Games becomes the first movie to remain at #1 for four weeks in a row since Avatar
-- Trailer Time: The Philly Kid, Area 407, Tyler Perry Presents: Madea's Witness Protection, Dangerous ISHHQ, Your Sister's Sister, Goodbye First Love, Virginia, Magic Mike, Cosmopolis, Ruby Sparks, and High School
-- In Theaters This Week: Chimpanzee, The Lucky One, and Think
Like A Man

-- Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: Contraband and Pariah

-- Old Fiesta Writer Jope sends along an article about Anthony Hopkins looking exactly like Alfred Hitchcock, which was subsequently posted by R8DR on the Blog already. Normally I would lie and give credit to R8DR or Glenn or anybody BUT Jope, but remember, I'm taking the HIGH road this week. You go, Jope!

-- RIP Dick Clark
-- Coming Soon: A "re-imagining" of The Rockford Files starring Vince Vaughn
-- Also coming soon, a Disney "re-imagining" of Indiana Jones! Set in Hawaii! Which seems rather pointless considering that Indiana Jones was basically a ripoff of James Bond, and we already HAVE James Bond running around in exotic settings set in the modern times. Oh, here I go with my ranting again.
-- Saw: The Cruise!
-- Our Fearless Leader Tom Cruise needs a director for Mi55ion Impo55ible
-- We have a new photo from the set of Star Trek 2!
-- Never fear, LEO~! will soon be back in another awesome movie!
-- James Cameron wants more Arnold, less John Connor in the next Terminator movie
-- More cool redesigned movie posters
-- The Amazing Cheeseburger Eater!
-- Prometheus goes viral, and then goes viral again!
-- Sing Along with Jack Black?
-- I know that the Fiesta is supposed to cover film news, but sometimes we talk about TV. Commercials air during TV shows, and some commercials have attractive females in them. Most of the time we don't know who these attractive females are. Until now.
-- Speaking of TV, how will Michael Cera be returning to yours?
-- And for more non-film news, Green Day announces THREE newCDs. First of all, GREEN Day lolzers GET IT LOLOL 4/20 Earth Day. Second of all, WHY?
-- And we end with a teaser for Cartoon Network's new Batman cartoon. I say this every time we get a new Batman cartoon: save the cash and just re-air Batman: The Animated Series instead. That way EVERYONE wins. Especially me, since I can watch the show on TV, then watch the DVDs.

And that brings us to this week's poll.

Will you watch the new Batman animated series?

Yes
No
BTAS 4 lyfe
I'm a Marvel, not a DC

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