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It’s another FFF on Friday the 13th!

What were you expecting me to say? I’m not a horror buff. Ask Jope for a joke or reference, since he apparently does this column so much better.

Last week I asked you if you would watch the upcoming Hellraiser TV series, and 46% of you voted no.

-- Box Office News: The Hunger Games wins again, while nobody paid money to see Kate Winslet’s boobs in 3D
Trailer Time: Dragon Eyes, Nesting, Elles, American Animal, The Broken Tower, The Magic of Belle Isle, Late Bloomers, Looper and LOL
-- In Theaters This Week: The Cabin in the Woods, Lockout, and The Three Stooges
-- Next Week’s Notable DVD Releases: Shame and Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol

-- 15 movies that should have starred Nicolas Cage
-- Last week it was reported that Hunger Games director Gary Ross would not be returning to direct the sequel. LOL JK
-- But he was supposed to play Vulture!
-- The Dark Knight Rises gets a rating
-- Empire takes a look at Prometheus. SOILERS AHOY
-- Speaking of Prometheus and the MPAA, Ridley Scott MAD
-- Sabrina the Teenage Witch is the latest property set to be re-imagined
-- Details on Anchorman 2, and then some!
-- Tumblr brings us Hipster Disney posters. I guess. I’m still not quite sure exactly what a Hipster is
-- Apparently we’re getting a Sin City sequel
-- Earlier in the column it was reported that Edgar Ross might direct the Hunger Games sequel after all. LOL JK

And that brings us to this week’s poll.

Is it time to reinvent the MPAA Ratings System?

Yes
No
Abolish It Altogether