Blame It on Rio

Fast kicking, low scoring, and ties? You betcha! The World Cup is here, the one time every four years where we get to determine which is the greatest nation on Earth: Mexico or Portugal!


All of our favorite stars will be in Rio, like Ariaga! And Ariaga II! Bariaga! Aruglia! And Pizzoza! And they'll all be signing autographs!

Last week I asked you if the Wachowski Brothers were a one-hit-wonder, and you answered Ignore Andy and Post Boobs.

Box Office News: MEHdge of Tomorrow falls domestically to a teen love story about a Manly-Looking Woman and a Womanly-Looking Man

Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for Dumb and Dumber To, The Interview, and more!

In Theaters This Week: 22 Jump Street and How to Train Your Dragon 2

Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: The Grand Budapest Hotel and The LEGO Movie

The Glennfather returns to ask if you can survive the death of the sun:

You'll be bahck... to watch Some Guy recreate the Los Angeles River chase from Terminator 2

The dinosaurs of Jurassic Park were so groundbreaking that they gave George Lucas the courage to create the Star Wars Prequel Trilogy. Take from that what you will

Your favorite movies have just been ruined. I'll have you know that Disneyworld spoiled the opening of Raiders first, thank you very much!

Marvel may have their movies planned out through the next decade, but DC is hot on their tails

Everything is okay with Ant-Man!

A Jurassic Park actor has been arrested for kidnapping and raping a 13 year old girl

A movie based on Sonic the Hedgehog is coming. Surely it can't be any worse than the Mario Bros. movie...

The film adaptation of Stephen King's The Stand will be 3 hours and R-Rated

Napoleon Dynamite is already 10 years old, GOSH!

Speaking of anniversaries, and with another chance to make a Simpsons reference, it's the 20th Anniversary of The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down

Neil deGrasse Tyson actually does enjoy movies

Even sprained ankles can occur in a galaxy far, far away

More photographs have arrived from the set of Jurassic World

I'M BATMAN

Would you live in this pineapple?

Seeing a movie at Alamo Drafthouse? Not with your $1500 Google Glass

And that brings us to this week's poll.


What is the best part about the World Cup?
Soccer/Football
Competition
Big Bootied Brazilians
Nothing