Friday, October 11, 2013

Burger King Free Satisfryday Film Fiesta Bye Week

The high school football team I cover has a bye week this week and my college team is on the road this weekend, so I have the weekend off! And now, here's a_gladguy who will be taking over the column this week!


a_gladguy: **** you you lazy ***hole. I have to do so much stuff for this website. I don't have time to cover your sorry butt so you can go not write WELPies or whatever. Write your own damn column!

Welp. Guess I'm not taking the week off after all!

Last week I asked you which Disney villain deserved its own live action film, and you answered Gaston, Jafar AND Scar.



  • Box Office News: Gravity pulls the rest of the competition down to Earth
  • Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for American Hustle, Charlie Countryman and more!
  • In Theaters This Week: Captain Phillips, The Fifth Estate, and Machete Kills
  • Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: The Heat and Pacific Rim

    Glenn makes a glorious return to submitting links to this lil' ole column:
  • First, some classic movie quotes that have been adapted for modern times
  • And for you documentary lovers, a trailer for a piece that looks at celebrities making the transition into parenthood

  • Tom Hanks discovers just what a box of chocolates gets you. All jokes aside, I hope he gets it under control. I'm scared shitless of it, which is why I've recently changed up my eating habits.
  • Marvel is shutting down a Punisher fan film
  • R8DR AND JOPE BEWARE: Michael Bay wants to make a horror film
  • RIP James Wood's career?
  • Bad news for Canadian Pixar employees
  • When, exactly, did work on the new Star Wars movies begin?
  • Tarantino: Batman is boring
  • Jamie Foxx will be MLK
  • Harrison Ford: So far "no" to Star Wars, "Yes" to another Indiana Jones
  • Remember the movie Limitless? It's getting its own TV spinoff
  • Johnny Carson's lawyer REVEALS ALL!
  • We'll end things with ABC putting emphasis on vaginas (SFW)!

    And that brings us to this week's poll.


    Which canceled TV show would you pay to briefly revive?
    Breaking Bad
    The Wire
    Firefly
    Seinfeld
    Lost
    Friends
    Other


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