Let's have some cake, shall we?
Yes, it was exactly one year ago this week that I rescued the Fiesta from the depths of obscurity after Brown Chiclets briefly rescued it from the depths of Jope. And what a year it has been! From SOPApillas to Real Steel puns to Dark Knight Rises penis jokes, the Fiesta has HAD IT ALL. Well, I don't think there's been any hardcore full frontal nudity, but that's why we look forward to the future!
Last week, Lou Holtz asked you if you were sad that Jersey Shore was canceled, and 50% of you voted no.
And hey, some special guests have turned out for the Fiesta's Fiesta!
Hey, you know the King of Prop Comedy can't resist a Fiesta! It's Carrot Top!
Straight from Thunderdome, it's Mad Max!
And here's Van Halen to sing a song written exclusively for the Fiesta's Fiesta!
Jope is Cryin'
Set to "Jamie's Cryin'" by Van Halen
He saw the new look Fiesta
When he turned on his computer
He had to get revenge
And it was now or never
It made him feel so sad
Oh, whoa, whoa, Jope is cryin'
Oh, whoa, whoa, Jope is cryin'
Now Jope wouldn't say all right
He knew they'd forget his column
When Jedi took off one night
He tried to make the column better
Shoulda sent him a complaint letter, uh yeah yeah
Uh, just to try to make himself feel better
It'd said "Gimme (Gimme another chance)"
But he knows what that'll get him
Oh, whoa, whoa, Jope is cryin'
Oh, whoa, whoa, Jope is cryin'
Now Jope's been in a theater before (Ahh-ahh)
And he knows what movies are for (Ahh-ahh)
They should mean a little, a little more (Ahh-ahh)
Than explosions. Woo!
(Guitar Solo)
Shoulda sent him a complaint letter, uh yeah yeah
Uh, just to try to make himself feel better
It'd said "Gimme (Gimme another chance)"
But he knows what that'll get him
Oh, whoa, whoa, Jope is cryin'
Oh, whoa, whoa, Jope is cryin'
Oh, whoa, whoa, Jope is cryin'
Oh, whoa, whoa, Jope is cryin'
Enough Jope bashing, let's get to the news!
-- Box Office News: Moviegoers are possessed by The Posession
-- Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for The Bay, Dorothy of Oz and Cloud Atlas
-- In Theaters This Week: The Words and Raiders of the Lost Ark IMAX
-- Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: Snow White and the Huntsman, What To Expect When You're Expecting and Teen Mom Season 2
-- RIP Michael Clarke Duncan
-- Screened previews the Toronto Film Festival, as does ComingSoon.net
-- Netflix was updated earlier this week
-- In news I missed during a bye week, the Avengers Phase 1 giant Blu-Ray briefcase was delayed due to a lawsuit by some briefcase making company. But good news, it's still coming out! The bad news is that it won't be until Spring 2013. So we'll ALL be buying the regular Avengers later this month.
-- News of a possible director's cut of The Dark Knight Rises makes my Dark Knight rise *audible groans from audience*
-- Remember that NBC pilot for Wonder Woman that failed miserably? The CW doesn't
-- Hope you like Daniel Craig!
-- How about a video game TV series?
-- Offer refused
-- What the WHAT
-- Screened takes a look at two movies this week, David Fincher's The Game and Kissing Jessica Stein
-- And last but not least, Harold and Kumar get a call from someone important
And that brings us to this week's poll.
Settle the feud. Who writes the best Fiesta?
#settlethefeud
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