So Bad, Dudes: The CHAMPION

The big day is here! The Baddest Dude in Wrestling will be crowned, TONIGHT.

AND NOW

IT’S TIME

FOR SOME RUNNERS-UP



Just barely missing the tournament



BUFF DADDY

Also just barely missing the tournament, with two votes



DANIELS

Check out that botched top rope counter moonsault... thing!

And receiving one vote



THE ROCK

Guess who voted for him, at Number One no less? *cough* GLENN *cough*

And now, here’s Mike Tyson to present the Baddest Dude in Wrestling!



Mike: Now wait just a second here, you mean to tell me that you paid me millions of dollars to be the special guest emcee for this here tournament and so far you only have used me to say the phrase "You Will, Heartbreak" and only further planned to use me to crown a man the "Baddest Dude in Wrasslin”?

Umm, yes Mike!

Mike: Well that is unacceptable to me. Hand me the microphone, for I have prepared a song parody to highlight this momentous occasion.

"So Bad, Dudes"
A Song Parody by Mike Tyson
Set to "Paradise" by Coldplay

One day on the Blog of Doom
We all watched some wrasslin’
And we watched a bunch of dudes
That couldn’t wrassle well

They were so bad, so bad, So Bad, Dude
So bad, so bad, So Bad, Dude
So bad, so bad, So Bad, Dude
Every time they wrassled

One day on the Blog of Doom
We decided enough was enough
We would call out these So Bad, Dudes
And have a tournament

Sixty-five chosen
Just one winner
And you all voted for them
Then complained about results
But it was you who all voted for all these dudes
It was you who could have voted for other guys

They’re the
So bad, so bad, So Bad, Dudes
So bad, so bad, So Bad, Dudes
So bad, so bad, So Bad, Dudes,
Soooooo Baaaaaad

La la la la la la la
La la la la la la laaaaaaaaa
Look at this tattoo around my eye
We’ll crown the Baddest Dude in all of Wrassling tonight

So bad, so bad, So Bad, Dudes
So bad, so bad, So Bad, Dudes
So bad, so bad, So Bad, Dudes,
Soooooo Baaaaaad

So bad, so bad, So Bad, Dudes
So bad, so bad, So Bad, Dudes
So bad, so bad, So Bad, Dudes,
Soooooo Baaaaaad

Welp! Thanks, Mike!

AND NOW

IT’S TIME

TO REVEAL

THE WINNER

OF THE FIRST EVER SPRINGFIELD FILM FESTIVAL





GOD DAMMIT RUSSO

AND NOW

YOUR WINNER

WITH A SCORE OF 8 TO 4

IS



DINO

And there we have it folks, the Baddest Dude in Wrestling has been crowned. Many thanks to everyone who participated, from those who sent in nomination lists to those who voted. Even those of you who only voted in the first round. We still love you. And many thanks to those of you who read and complained about the results. And most of all, thanks for patiently waiting a month to see the result!

COMING SOON: Some sort of comic book movie tournament that someone who isn’t me will be running!

So maybe it won’t take a month to finish.