Several matchups were close, with many outcomes decided by a single vote, while other competitors blew out their competition. Who moved on to Round 2? CLICK BELOW TO FIND OUT!
Email your votes to tbanks531 AT gmail DOT com, or send via Facebook Message. Voting for round two will be open until Midnight on Wednesday, June 20. Different time zones will be accounted for, but late votes will not, so once it’s Midnight in Hawaii, you’re SOL... and you know what that means!
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[1] EL GIGANTE/GIANT GONZALES VS. [8] THE BOOGEYMAN
Despite receiving the highest number of preliminary votes, earning him the overall number one seed, El Gigante Gonzales barely edged out the 16th seeded Renegade by a vote of 11-9. His opponent, The Boogeyman, had a slightly less difficult time advancing past The Blue Meanie with a vote of 12-8. Now the Blog must vote for a winner in a matchup that pits a guy who likes to stick worms down people’s underwear against a guy who wears no underwear... he has airbrushed pubes, you pervs!
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[5] KURRGAN VS. [4] KENZO SUZUKI
In another battle of So Bad, Dudes that barely made it past the first round, Kurrgan takes on Kenzo Suzuki. Kurrgan defeated New Jack by a vote of 12-8 while Kenzo Suzuki initially tied with Tank Abbott by a score of 10-10. But due to the final verdict of Special Guest Tiebreaker wantedbadass, Kenzo is the one who advances.
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[11] PHINEAS I. GODWINN/MIDEON VS. [3] REESE/THE YETI
HOG’s brother PIG dominated Billy Gunn by a score of 18-2 en route to Round 2. His opponent, Reese, otherwise known as The Yeti, made it to the second round with the help of Special Guest Tiebreaker wantedbadass after an initial 10-10 tie with Loch Ness/Giant Haystacks. Both of these competitors have appeared in THQ/AKI wrestling games. Which one will you play as in the Sweet Sixteen?
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[7] GIANT SILVA VS. [2] NATHAN JONES
Both Giant Silva and Nathan Jones showed lots of strength as they moved on to the Field of 32. Silva delivered a 17-3 Singapore Cane shot to the back of Tommy Dreamer, painful enough that Tommy did not ask for another. Meanwhile, Nathan Jones Gave Rock N’ Roll to the KISS Demon Dale Torborg, sending him home to Detroit Rock City with a tally of 15-5.
THE RUSSO’S REVENGE TRIPLE CAGE MATCH BRACKET
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[1] DINO BRAVO VS. [8] HORACE HOGAN
Despite Jope’s best efforts, the Canadian Cigarette Mafia failed to prevent Bravo from advancing th Round 2. The number two overall seed had no problem dispatching of The Big Show, advancing with a score of 16-3. Horace Hogan had a much easier time advancing, defeating Alberto del Rio by a score of 15-4. It is assumed that somewhere, Ricardo Rodriguez wept while Hulk Hogan nodded his head in approval of Horace passing the test (a regular test, not Andrew Martin).
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[5] PRINCE ALBERT-TRAIN TENSAI VS. [4] ERIK WATTS
The Blog of Doom’s Most Hated Wrestler 2012, Prince Albert-Train Tensai, barely escaped the babykilling warpath of Gene Snitsky, advancing by a 10-9 vote. This despite several people voting for Albert’s Blog of Doom alter ego Lord Hentai. His opponent, Erik Watts, sent Ken Kenderson to the ER with a broken everything after delivering a 13-6 dropkick to Kenderson’s shin region.
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[11] TYPHOON/TUGBOAT/THE SHOCKMASTER VS. [14] BASTION BOOGER
Despite technically being the underdog, the Shockmaster SHOCKED THE WORLD by ramming Vampiro through a cardboard wall by a score of 11-8. Bastion Booger ate, belched, and farted his way to a 10-9 victory over Abyss. If Joseph Park, Esquire comes looking for me inquiring about the location of his brother and his disappearance from this tournament, then so help me God Blog, you can FORGET about me hosting the WELPies again next year.
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[10] HORNSWOGGLE VS. [2] VAN HAMMER
Despite the power of the Brothers Butler, Sitcom Fans around the world got the last laugh as Hornswoggle advances to the second round, yo baby yo-ing PN News by a tally of 11 to 8. Meanwhile, YOUR favorite WCW/nWo Revenge character Van Hammer STASHed victory in his PRIVATE area, punching his ticket to the second round by beating The Miz 16-3.
THE PUNJABI PRISON MATCH BRACKET
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[1] THE GREAT KHALI VS. [9] ZEUS/Z-GANGSTA
Overall number three seed The Great Khali had no problem advancing to the second round after a dominating 17-2 victory over Glacier that sent Ray Lloyd back to the Indiana Jones Stunt Show at Disney-MGM Studios. His opponent, the random Gotham City prisoner better known as Z-Gangsta Zeus, out-acted Ted DiBiase Jr. making his way into the second round with a score of 12-7.
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[5] DAVID FLAIR VS. [13] JUSTIN CREDIBLE
In a battle of wrestling entrances, after ten minutes of spitting beer into the crowd and bashing himself in the head, The Sandman ultimately fell victim to the David Flair titantron and the Disappointed Ric Flair after a 15-4 decision. Justin Credible, however, had trouble advancing, defeating the Many Gimmicks of Edward Harrison Leslie 10-9.
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[6] TIGER ALI SINGH VS. [14] UNCLE ELMER
Tiger Ali Singh advances to the second round after defeating Jinder Mahal in the BATTLE OF INDIAN ROYALTY with a score of 11-8. No doubt that Singh had to bribe voters into voting for him. His opponent is Uncle Elmer, who FRANCHISED AHAHAHAHAHAHA Shane Douglas back to Target with a score of 10-9. Now, squeal like a piggy.
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[7] STEVE MONGO MCMICHAEL VS. [15] THE INSANE CLOWN POSSE
NEVERMIND THAT SHIT! HERE COMES MONGO to the second round after barely defeating Big John Studd 10-9. He takes on the Insane Clown Posse, brought to you by Psychopathic Records! The Posse also edged out their first round opponent Mabel/Viscera 10-9 after feeding him some magnets. Fucking voting, how does it work? Find out by sending me your pick to advance to the third round!
THE KENNEL FROM HELL MATCH BRACKET
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[1] HEIDENREICH VS. [8] ZACH GOWEN
HEI DEN HEIDENREICH, the tournament’s number four overall seed Heidenraped his way to the second round past Bob Holly 15-2. But never fear, Heindenreich sent Holly some nice poetry about breaking wind in the Windy City after the fact. His opponent is Zach Gowen who EMBRACED THE HATE and hopped his way to the second round over Kane, also by a score of 15-2.
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[5] SYLVAN GRENIER VS. [4] THE HARRIS BROTHERS
Bonjour! The Goodwill Ambassador for Quebec, Sylvan, makes an appearance in the Field of 32 after defeating The Godfather 13-4, proving that the world is, indeed, Sylvan. The Harris Brothers also advanced after using a Hydrogen Bomb to splice into Matt Morgan’s TNA DNA 14-3. But only one can move on!
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[6] PRINCE IAUKEA VS. [14] TED ARCIDI
The Artist Also Known As Prince Nakamaki just barely pulled out a victory over Shawn Stasiak in the first round, beating the former Meat by a score of 9-8. Ted Arcidi had less of a problem upsetting third seeded John Cena by a score of 12-5. Glenn gets his revenge on the Sitcom Fans!
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[7] VINCE RUSSO VS. [2] ORLANDO JORDAN
Our final matchup of the second round pits Vince Russo, who swerved his way into a 14-3 victory over Curtis Hughes, against Orlando Jordan, who used the POWER OF BISEXUALITY to scare redneck conservative Hillbilly Jim out of the tournament. Back to Sirius Satellite Radio you go, Jim! But who will advance to the third round?
And so we have it, the Field of 32 So Bad, Dudes! Who will make the Sweet Sixteen? VOTE and find out!
Again, email your votes to tbanks531 AT gmail DOT com, or send via Facebook Message. Voting for round two will be open until Midnight on Wednesday, June 20. Different time zones will be accounted for, but late votes will not, so once it’s Midnight in Hawaii, you’re SOL... and you know what that means!
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