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Welcome back to a less foolish edition of the Friday Film Fiesta!

Thanks for completely NO SELLING the joke last week. Was it because it contained actual news for the first time ever? Or was it because nobody threatened to quit the Blog this year? I mean nobody even mentioned the 2014 WELPies announcement, but we established long ago that nobody here actually reads anything that has been posted, so I expected that anyway.

Two weeks ago I asked you if you would ever kill someone over a movie disagreement, and you answered no.

Box Office News: Another Old Man Ahnold flick gets left off of Noah's Ark and drowns

Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for Palo Alto, Lucky Them and more!

In Theaters This Week: Captain America: The Winter Soldier

Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: August: Osage County, Grudge Match, The Hobbit 2 and Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones

Glennecticut pops in to brag about a victory in some sort of Shooty Hoops Chickball Fight (and also provides a soiler to tourists that northeastern leaves turn the same color every year):

If you're sick of all of these newfangled horror flicks never making any sense, a solution is finally here!

Some Guy has taken apart The Simpsons and put them back together again. And no, we're not talking about the recently announced Simpsons LEGO Collectible Minifigure Line.

Check out this alternate ending for Gravity!

Now this could come in handy if you want to see movies before they are released. Or you could just pirate them, I guess, but the Fiesta does not condone the breaking of laws!

Kevin Feige is interviewed in this week's Bloomberg Businessweek, and apparently the Marvel Universe is planned out through 2028.

For those of you still confused about aspect ratio (like me!), watch this!

If you live in Detroit, you can be in Batman vs. Superman!

Weeeeeeeellllllllllllp

Things you might not know! The Breakfast Club! Raiders of the Lost Ark!

And that brings us to this week's poll.


Do you like the look of the Michael Bay TMNT?
Yes
No
Meh