Saturday, February 28, 2015

Another Delayed Fiesta

Welcome to the RETURN of the Fiesta!

Unfortunately there was no column last week, as yours truly was asked to fly out to Hollywood to be a seat filler for the Oscars. As you can imagine, it ended with hilarious results!


Two weeks ago, I asked... yeah let's never speak of that failed gimmick ever again.

  • Box Office News: Two weeks ago, movie seats were flooded with... nah, not gonna go there. Last weekend, an inspirational movie beats out a movie about "fat and ugly" teenagers and a movie about hot tubs!
  • In Theaters This Week: Focus and The Lazarus Effect
  • Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: Foxcatcher and The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1

  • RIP Leonard Nimoy
  • For those who missed the show like me, here are the results of the Oscars. We also have results of this year's Razzies.
  • Sequelmania is running wild this week, as news has come out that Harrison Ford will be returning for a sequel to Blade Runner. Another franchise getting a sequel will be Alien, and rumor is that this sequel will cancel out some of the crappier sequels from the franchise. We are also apparently getting (or might have already gotten) a sequel to MacGruber
  • Coming soon to theaters: Adventure Time
  • Also coming soon: A movie where Leo plays every character
  • Neill Blomkamp wants to "re-do" Elysium
  • One movie avoiding Sequelmania is The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
  • Here is a list of what is both coming to and leaving Netflix in March
  • Not to be outdone by Disney and Star Wars, a theme park based on Lord of the Rings will soon be a reality
  • Movie theaters are still screwing up

    No poll this week as I have been turned on to House of Cards, and my TV has decided it would rather distort sound, so I'm off to fix that. See you next Friday! Or Saturday. Or Sunday. Or...
  • Friday, February 13, 2015

    Basic Bitch Fiesta


    Like OMG, it's the Friday Film Fiesta! HOW AMAZEBALLS is it that Fifty Shades of Greyis FINALLY in theaters?!? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

    Ao like last week you were asked if women deserve better and you said you don't know which is total bullshit omg how can you not treat women with respect? Like we need to end women's suffrage and have equality and you stupid jerks only want us for our boobs like I can't even right now.

  • A buncha numbers: Umm, and why hasn't bae taken me to see any of this?
  • These movies look as good as my new shoes!
  • So like, 50 Shades of Grey in theaters this week! And some King movie where that black guy wears hats, I dunno, I can't even.
  • LOL who would buy Dumb and Dumber To on DVD next week? WTF is a Birdman? LOL I am sooooooooooo drunk right now!

  • So, like, Spider-Man is back with Marvel but, like, where does this leave my Chipotle? OMG I LOVE CHIPOTLE.
  • LOL so like Mark Hammill wants us to lower expectations for Star Wars but like Episode 2 was sooooooooo awesome! That shit was like a porn to me! Hayden Hottie Christiansen telling Natalie Portman her skin is sand? Sign me up lol!
  • So like they're adding stuff to Netflix but I NEED Vanderpump Rules NOW!
  • Ugh, I HATE this stupid bitch
  • Iiiiiiiiiin West Philadelphia born and raised LOL
  • Hey I think I saw this on Instagram first!


    Can you even?
    Like duh
    lol NO
    Selfie time!

  • Saturday, February 7, 2015

    Friday F.U.N. Fiesta

    In honor of the new Spongebob Movie coming out today (and the leftover theme from the Super Bowl where Street Sharks danced with Katy Perry), this week's Fiesta will be dedicated to having F.U.N.!


    Last week I asked you if you were happy with the cast of the all-female Ghostbusters reboot, and you answered Yes.



  • Box Office News: Anyone who hasn't seen Sniper yet hates America!
  • Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for Magic Mike XXL, Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2, and more!
  • In Theaters This Week: Jupiter Ascending, Seventh Son, and The Spongebob Movie: Sponge Out Of Water
  • Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day and Nightcrawler

  • A lawsuit over the movie Gravity could have lasting repercussions on Hollywood writers
  • Reese Witherspoon thinks Hollywood women deserve better
  • Ryan Reynolds spills the beans about Deadpool
  • John Wick 2 is apparently on the way
  • Why Scarlett Johansson's Ghost in the Shell movie isn't happening anytime soon
  • Nicolas Cage really enjoyed Hayden Christensen's performance in Attack of the Clones

    And that brings us to this week's poll.


    Do Hollywood Women Deserve Better?
    Yes
    No
    I don't know


  • Friday, January 30, 2015

    Super Fiesta Sunday

    Welcome to the Fiesta... posted on a Friday for the first time in weeks? To be honest though, I was getting pretty used to Saturday Siestas, even if they did seem a bit second rate.

    Speaking of second rate, a hilarious meme came about from a picture of Hollywood actor Dwayne Johnson raising Roman Reigns' arm at the Royal Rumble. You probably missed it, so I've decided to post some of the better movie related ones.




    I haven't asked you anything in two weeks.



  • Box Office News: Sniper continues to set record, and we have our second bomb of the year
  • Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for Ted 2, Fantastic Four, and more!
  • In Theaters This Week: Black or White, The Loft, and Project Almanac
  • Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: John Wick, The Best Of Me, and Ouiji

  • Rebootamania is in the headlines again this week, with the cast of the all-female Ghostbusters being announced. There are also rumors that Disney wants to reboot the Indiana Jones franchise with Chris Pratt
  • The Sony hack might get female actresses a pay raise
  • Suge Knight reportedly killed a man on set yesterday
  • Release Date News! We have planned release dates for Star Wars episodes 8 and 9, and MI:5 has been bumped up to July 31, 2015
  • Is the UK a bad place for minority actors?
  • Emily Blunt passed on multiple Marvel roles
  • M. Night Shyamalan wants a sequel to Unbreakable
  • Netflix's big secret is much more shocking (and disappointing) than you think
  • A movie once thought lost forever will soon have its debut
  • Why does every movie look orange and blue?
  • You can expect to see trailers for these movies if you watch the Super Bowl

    And that brings us to this week's poll.


    Are you happy with the female Ghostbusters cast?
    Yes
    No
    Meh


  • Saturday, January 24, 2015

    Weekend Car Repair Fiesta

    Welcome to the Friday Film Fiesta... on Saturday. My car has been in and out of the shop this week. First it was to have the windows tinted and install a new radio. Then my brakes crap out on me and I had to get it towed to a shop, where it will spend the weekend. When it rains, it pours...

    Last week I asked you nothing.

  • Box Office News: American Sniper sets records for January while we have our first bomb of 2015
  • Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for Knock Knock, The Rewrite, and more!
  • In Theaters This Week: The Boy Next Door, Mortdecai, and Strange Magic
  • Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: The Book of Life, Fury, and The Judge

  • Remember when you wouldn't be seeing The Interview anywhere? Well now you can see it on Netflix
  • Johnny Depp is apparently at a career crossroads
  • Nicholas Cage will be starring in a Osama bin Laden satire film
  • Coming to X-Men: Apocalypse: young attractive people
  • Dreamworks is having some bad luck
  • The remake of Stephen King's It will be very scary
  • The first Star Wars spinoff will feature Han Solo and Boba Fett
  • The FCC is upholding its fines on Viacom and TV networks that played the trailer of Olympus Has Fallen with an emergency tone

    No poll again this week. Enjoy the weekend!
  • Saturday, January 17, 2015

    Friday Funeral Fiesta

    Sorry for the delay and half assed effort this week. My grandma passed away last weekend so I've been traveling all week doing funeral related things and just got home yesterday.

    Last week I asked you if you would be upgrading your film collection to Ultra Blu-Ray, and you said no.

  • Box Office News: Taken 3 TAKES people's money lololol
  • Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for The Avengers: Age of Ultron, The Expanse, and more!
  • In Theaters This Week: American Sniper, Blackhat, Paddington, Still Alice, and The Wedding Ringer
  • Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: Annabelle, The Boxtrolls, The Drop, and Lucy

  • Here are your Oscar nominees for 2015. Razzie nominations have also been released
  • Tom Hardy has dropped out of Suicide Squad
  • Superhero films are NOT ruining Hollywood, says Paul Thomas Anderson
  • George Lucas will be watching The Force Awakens like a normal person. Am I the only person who wants to see a movie that's just George Lucas sitting in a theater and reacting to the movie?
  • Avatar 2 has been delayed until late 2017
  • Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan will not be returning for the new X-Men
  • SPOILER ALERT: these trailers spoil movies
  • We should be getting our first look at the Fantastic Four reboot in February. The writer makes a good point, this movie is a blockbuster set to be released in 7 months, and we haven't even seen as much as a logo for it yet. That cannot be good.

    No poll this week. Enjoy your weekend if you have Monday off (in America; enjoy being whatever nationality you are if you aren't American)!
  • Saturday, January 10, 2015

    FFF Week 2 2015

    Welcome to the Fiesta! We survived Week One of 2015, and RSPWFA2 is still up and running, and there has been no talk of shutting the blog down for well over a week. Will this bliss last?


    Last week I asked you what your most anticipated movie of 2015 is, and you answered Star Wars The Force Awakens.

  • Box Office News: Dem Hobbitses...
  • Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for Chappie, The Voices, and more!
  • In Theaters This Week: Inherent Vice, Selma, and Taken 3
  • Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: Gone Girl and A Walk Among the Tombstones

  • Film studio execs are accused of altering original content in scripts to follow money making formulas, resulting in bland, unoriginal movies
  • A popular anime is becoming a movie starring Scarlett Johansson
  • Get ready to convert your movie collection to Ultra HD Blu-Ray!
  • Bad news for non-Americans: Netflix is on to you
  • The latest 80s movie to be remade: Adventures in Babysitting
  • The Assassin's Creed movie has a release date
  • Rambo 5 has a name
  • Coming soon to theaters: a movie based on a broadway play based on a movie
  • Preview photos of Spectre have been uploaded
  • Two men have vowed to watch and review Grown Ups 2 every week in 2015
  • How awesome would a prank call from Liam Neeson be?

    And that brings us to this week's poll.


    Will you reconvert your movie collection to Ultra HD Blu-Ray?
    Yes
    No

  • Friday, January 2, 2015

    Two Thousand Fifteen

    Welcome to the first Fiesta of the year 2015! And possibly the last to be posted on RSPWFA2, depending on when we decide to pull the plug on this comatose patient.

    Yes, we skipped last week. But we have enough Canadians posting (or formerly posting) on here that deserve to have a Boxing Day free of copy/pasted movie news and pictures of scantily-clad women!


    Two weeks ago I asked if you thought Sony was right to pull The Interview, and you answered yes. Well weren't we all wrong?!?

  • Box Office News: Two weeks ago, Hobbit 3 beat out a bunch of crap. Last week, it also conquered Christmas!
  • Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for Dragon Blade, Entourage: The Movie, and more!
  • In Theaters This Week: The Woman in Black 2: Angel of Death
  • Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: Boyhood, Get On Up, Left Behind, and No Good Deed

  • RIP Christine Cavanaugh, Luise Rainer, and Edward Herrmann
  • We begin 2015 by looking back at 2014's Most Pirated Movies
  • We also have a list of 2014's Most Pirated TV Shows!
  • 2014 also had quite a bit of box office busts
  • 2014 also has the distinction of having the lowest box office ticket sales since 1995 for all of North America
  • The new Ghostbusters reboot apparently won't ruin your childhood
  • Sam Raimi on Spider-Man 3: "I messed up plenty"
  • Speaking of Spider-Man, it could have been worse
  • Why you shouldn't see Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1, which can also be used as a good argument as to why splitting up movies into two parts is stupid. There is a difference between remaining faithful to a book/novel and stretching something out for the sake of money *cough*hobbit*cough*
  • That's SIR John Hurt to you
  • Are you a doofus consumer who bought (or received as a gift) Days of Future Past as a gift this holiday season? You big stupid dummy!
  • The most anticipated film of 2015 is...
  • Coming to Netflix in January: The Bat Credit Card!

    And that brings us to this week's poll.


    What is your most anticipated movie of 2015?
    Fifty Shades of Grey
    Hot Tub Time Machine 2
    Furious 7
    Avengers: Age of Ultron
    Jurassic World
    Magic Mike XXL
    Terminator Genisys
    Ant Man
    Fantastic Four
    007 Spectre
    Hunger Games Mockingjay 2
    Star Wars: The Force Awakens
    Mission Impossible 5
    Other

  • Sunday, December 21, 2014

    Best Korea Celebration Funtimes!

    What is a Friday Film Fiesta?

    We are hackers from North Korea, and not only have we convinced Sony to drop the latest Seth Rogen comedy extravaganza, we have also hacked into the Friday Film Fiesta, and are posting it on Sunday! WE ARE PURE EVIL!


    Last week you were asked if Sony should sell the film rights to Spider-Man back to Marvel, and you answered YES.



  • Box Office News: The first step towards achieving Glenn's dream of a Biblical Cinematic Universe wins out on a weak weekend
  • Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for Get Hard, Kill Me Three Times, and more!
  • In Theaters This Week: The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies, Annie and Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb
  • Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: ... nothing?

  • The big news of the week is Sony's decision to pull The Interview from theaters, VOD, and any other method of release following threats of terrorism from North Korea. Most of Hollywood is shocked and appalled, and backup plans to have screenings of Team America have also been canceled
  • Coming off of this big news, a movie starring Steve Carell set in North Korea has also been canned
  • AMC movie theaters will begin testing monthly movie subscription services in Boston and Denver next month
  • Apparently Beetlejuice 2 is happening
  • Frozen director to parents: sorry
  • The Star Wars prequels nearly killed Natalie Portman's career
  • NBC's Must See TV comedies are officially no more
  • Ferris Bueller references are newsworthy items, apparently
  • Good stuff is coming to Netflix in January
  • The Social Network was almost pulled by Mark Zuckerburg
  • The Library of Congress has selected new films for preservation

    And that brings us to this week's poll.


    Was Sony right to pull The Interview?
    Yes
    No
    Meh


  • Friday, December 12, 2014

    Friday Film Fiesta


    Welcome to the Fiesta! Last week I asked you what your thoughts on the Suicide Squad cast were, and you answered you loved it.

  • Box Office News: Don't try to say you saw any movies last weekend, because you didn't
  • Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for Mad Max: Fury Road, Hot Tub Time Machine 2, and more!
  • In Theaters This Week: Exodus: Gods and Kings and Top 5
  • Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: The Maze Runner, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and This Is Where I Leave You

  • More fallout from the Sony Hack: Sony execs refer to Kevin Hart by a very specific name, Marvel is really trying to get Spider-Man back, and they also want Sam Raimi back in the Spidey director's chair, and a whole lot more. The hackers also want The Interview pulled
  • The 2015 Screen Actor's Guild Awards have been announced
  • Avengers: Infinity War directors have been announced
  • Godzilla returns to his roots in 2015
  • Christian Bale: Terminator: Salvation "didn't work"
  • As Glenn informed us in the Walk, the end of 2014 is upon us, and Rotten Tomatoes has deemed these films to be the worst of 2014
  • DC's March comic variants are quite spiffy
  • David Letterman will retire on May 20

    And that brings us to this week's poll.


    Should Sony sell Spider-Man back to Marvel?
    Yes
    No
    Spider-MEHn