It's South by Southwest week here in Austin, meaning the streets are flooded with bros in XXXL tanktops, and chicks in muscle shirts and sports bras trying to get free beer and waiting in line for hours to try to get a whiff of a chair that Beyonce might have farted in in 2003.
But enough about my personal life, here's Bizarro DX from some wrestling video that was released this week.
Last week I asked you why a Cinderella movie was being released in 2015, and you answered who cares?
Unfortunately there was no column last week, as yours truly was asked to fly out to Hollywood to be a seat filler for the Oscars. As you can imagine, it ended with hilarious results!
Two weeks ago, I asked... yeah let's never speak of that failed gimmick ever again.
Box Office News: Two weeks ago, movie seats were flooded with... nah, not gonna go there. Last weekend, an inspirational movie beats out a movie about "fat and ugly" teenagers and a movie about hot tubs!
In Theaters This Week: Focus and The Lazarus Effect
Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: Foxcatcher and The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1
Like OMG, it's the Friday Film Fiesta! HOW AMAZEBALLS is it that Fifty Shades of Greyis FINALLY in theaters?!? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Ao like last week you were asked if women deserve better and you said you don't know which is total bullshit omg how can you not treat women with respect? Like we need to end women's suffrage and have equality and you stupid jerks only want us for our boobs like I can't even right now.
Welcome to the Fiesta... posted on a Friday for the first time in weeks? To be honest though, I was getting pretty used to Saturday Siestas, even if they did seem a bit second rate.
Speaking of second rate, a hilarious meme came about from a picture of Hollywood actor Dwayne Johnson raising Roman Reigns' arm at the Royal Rumble. You probably missed it, so I've decided to post some of the better movie related ones.
I haven't asked you anything in two weeks.
Box Office News: Sniper continues to set record, and we have our second bomb of the year
Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for Ted 2, Fantastic Four, and more!
In Theaters This Week: Black or White, The Loft, and Project Almanac
Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: John Wick, The Best Of Me, and Ouiji
Welcome to the Friday Film Fiesta... on Saturday. My car has been in and out of the shop this week. First it was to have the windows tinted and install a new radio. Then my brakes crap out on me and I had to get it towed to a shop, where it will spend the weekend. When it rains, it pours...
Last week I asked you nothing.
Box Office News: American Sniper sets records for January while we have our first bomb of 2015
Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for Knock Knock, The Rewrite, and more!
In Theaters This Week: The Boy Next Door, Mortdecai, and Strange Magic
Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: The Book of Life, Fury, and The Judge
Remember when you wouldn't be seeing The Interview anywhere? Well now you can see it on Netflix
We should be getting our first look at the Fantastic Four reboot in February. The writer makes a good point, this movie is a blockbuster set to be released in 7 months, and we haven't even seen as much as a logo for it yet. That cannot be good.
No poll this week. Enjoy your weekend if you have Monday off (in America; enjoy being whatever nationality you are if you aren't American)!