What current event would you like Ben Affleck to make a movie about? Gay Marriage Ruling Church Shooting/Confederate Flag Drama New York Prison Escape Bruce Jenner Becomes Caitlyn Jenner Something Foreign and Un-American
Sorry for last week's absence. I was housesitting for my parents and had a million things to do and literally forgot about the column until Monday morning. Been dealing with malware lately too. My dumb ass downloaded some shit a few weeks back and despite using 8 billion malware removal tools, the crap keeps coming back. TECHNOLOGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
Two weeks ago I asked if you want Tron 3, and you answered no.
Box Office News: Jurassic World sets the record for the largest opening weekend ever
Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for Kung Fu Panda 3, Sicario, and more!
In Theaters This Week: Dope and Inside Out
Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: The Forger and Survivor
BREAKING NEWS: Destination America has acquired the rights to a TV version of the Friday Film Fiesta, which will replace TNA Impact. Or not. But welcome back to the Fiesta! For the last week we have had horrible weather here in Texas, and last weekend saw a bunch of tornadoes, rain, and flooding. This caused blackouts and brownouts, and by the time I was able to get to a PC with a steady amount of power, it was Tuesday.
I haven't asked you anything in weeks. WEEKS I SAY.
Box Office News: Last week's new releases go head-to-head with new releases from two weeks ago!
Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for Point Break, Pawn Sacrifice, and more!
In Theaters This Week: Aloha and San Andreas
Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: Jupiter Ascending, McFarland, USA and The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out Of Water
Welcome to the Friday Film Fiesta... on a Sunday? Yes, thanks to Andy posting the WOTW a few days late, I figured I would be lazy and use that as an excuse to not post a Fiesta on time. Also I ate a pint of ice cream last night and feel sick. WELP.
Come one, come all, to another edition of the Friday Film Fiesta, this time on May Day! And as you've probably seen a gazillion times on Facebook over the last three years, here's the picture of N'Sync era Justin Timberlake proclaiming that it is going to be May!
Speaking of three years, can you believe that it has been three years since my failed heel turn at the release of the first Avengers movie? My how time flies. In that time span, we've seen poster after poster leave the blog, Jeditab becoming more of a selfish asshole, the end of Jopetoberfest, and Andy becoming a_happyguy? And probably some other unimportant stuff happen too.
Last week I asked you if you liked the new look of The Joker, and you answered no.
Welcome to the Fiesta, the LAST SURVIVING COLUMN of RSPWFA2. I think. I mean, we still have the Walk, just as a comment. And I just assume nobody sent WOTW votes in last week, since wrestling kinda sucks right now.
Speaking of things in wrestling that suck, here's some generic chick that is giving "Japanese Wrestling Purists" aneurysms for being Kelly Kelly 2 (meaning she's a perfect fit for the Fiesta!)
Last week I asked you which new trailer excited you the most, and you answered Star Wars.
Box Office News: The world simply isn't ready for the genius of Kevin James
Check out new trailers for Jurassic World, The Visit, and more!
In Theaters This Week: The Age of Adaline, Little Boy, and The Water Diviner
Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: The Boy Next Door, Inherent Vice,and The Wedding Ringer
And it's actually out of my control this time, as we had some nasty thunderstorms come through the area on Friday and Saturday, and when the power wasn't knocked out, the Internet was. So thank Mother Nature or AT&T for the delays.
Here are some Sunday Selfies as my apology to you.
Last week I asked if you liked the new look of The Thing in the new Fantastic Four movie, and you answered MEHntastic Four.
Box Office News: I mean, given the choices of what's in theaters now, why would you NOT be seeing Furious 7 at this point?
Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for Star Wars: The Force Awakens, Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice, and more!
In Theaters This Week: Child 44, Monkey Kingdom, Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2, and Unfriended
Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: Cake and Taken 3
Yes, I COULD have written a column last week, but I was mentally tapped out after the difficulty of writing this year's WELPie Awards. Those three segments were challenging to write! April Fools? Here's what your face should have looked like last week when there was no Fiesta.
Two weeks ago I asked you if you would ever attend South by Southwest, and you answered only to visit Jeditab. Daawwwwwwwwww.