Days of FiGUESTas Past

Ya Boy Andy here pulling double duty this week and filling in for JediTARD as he celebrates his birthday this weekend. I think he's throwing some lame party and calling it Quarter Century Chaos or something stupid like that. What a doofus!

Anyway, Tab Soda was telling me a few days ago how he was pleasuring himself to the Raw where Edge and Lita have live torrid sex, which apparently they put on the network. So I went back and checked out the live thread for that show on Scott Keith's old LiveJournal and was in hysterics! BBH gets reeled in by a troll, HMC praises workrate and then there's this gem from Jope where he claims he doesn't want to watch "ugly people" have sex!


Last week Tab Key asked if you enjoy the more recent Adam Sandler flicks, and you unanimously said no.

Box Office News: X marks the spot!

Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for This Is Where I Leave You, Kill the Messenger and more!

In Theaters This Week: A Million Ways to Die in the West and Maleficent

Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: Lone Survivor, Robocop and Son of God

Why did Edgar Wright leave Ant Man?

We have some details on Jurassic World (Spoilers?)

What are the plans for X-Men: Apocalypse? (SPOILER ALERT FOR DOFP)

Speaking of X-Men, Bryan Singer will direct the next film despite rape allegations

The next big franchise to be rebooted will be Stargate

Spike Lee is being sued

Carrie Fisher will get Leia right

Get ready for Avatar: the Musical

America is apparently wanting to remake The Raid, but that might not happen anymore

Quentin Tarantino wants to turn Django Unchained into a miniseries

This woman has been to 66 of the 67 Cannes festivals and is much better than you

And that brings us to this week's poll.


Will you remember to vote for WOTW this week?
Yes
No

Our Soldiers Died for This?

So I was sitting here struggling to come up with a gimmick for this week's Fiesta, as is the norm, when I came across this GIF, and I figured it had to be shared here for our disgust and/or perversion...


(Also what the hell is up with that website? Either make it a GIF or don't!)

Last week I asked you if you liked the revealed pictures of the Ben Affleck Batman and his Batmobile, and you tied between YES and MEH.

Box Office News: Apparently people didn't get the memo that you're supposed to run AWAY from Godzilla

Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for Foxcatcher, Magic in the Moonlight and more!

In Theaters This Week: Blended and X-Men: Days of Future Past

Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: Endless Love

Last week we got a look at the new Batman and Batmobile, and now we have a logo and a title for the Batman/Superman movie

The first Star Wars Spinoff has its director and writer AND release date. Speaking of Star Wars, you can be in Episode VII!

Adam Sandler confirms our deepest, darkest fears: every film he makes is basically a paid vacation, and since people will willingly exchange their physical currency to see his latest works, we'll keep getting crap like Jack and Jill, so pat yourselves on the back everybody!

Those nerds at MIT are about to rid the world of 3D movies... kinda

The death of Paul Walker has gotten reeeeeeeeeeeeeally expensive

The next time you purchase and restore a 1964 Chevy Malibu, make sure it wasn't stolen from Quentin Tarantino

David Goyer really hates green people. Stan Lee responds

Don't expect Pacific Rim 2 anytime soon

Just whatever happened to Mike Myers anyway?

The Empire Strikes Back is even MORE symmetrical than Robocop

Apparently we need Spider Man 3.1

Netflix is traveling abroad

What did you miss during the opening credits of Godzilla? (spoilers... kinda)

LATE BREAKING NEWS: Edgar Wright out of Ant-Man

And that brings us to this week's poll.

Do you enjoy the most recent Adam Sandler movies?
Yes
No




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Land of the Rising Fiesta

In honor of the latest Godzilla movie, we will be celebrating Japan this week here on ye old Friday Film Fiesta!

So grab some sushi, charge your Nintendo device with some Fukushima nuclear power and cuddle up with the nearest furry because we're coming at you like a tentacle at an animated woman's vagina!


Last week I asked you who the best original Mighty Morphin Power Ranger was, and the result was a tie between Tommy the Green Ranger and Zach the Black Ranger. Surprisingly, nobody voted for the Pink Ranger.

Box Office News: Neighbors breaks a bunch of records, including the amount of pot smoked by Seth Rogen in a single film!

Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for Deliver Us From Evil, Cinderella and more!

In Theaters This Week: Godzilla and Million Dollar Arm

Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: 3 Days to Kill, About Last Night, The Monuments Men, Vampire Academy

RIP several people

The big news of the week is the revelation of Batfleck and the Benmobile. That Batmobile looks like a cross between the Nolan and Burton versions.

Speaking of DC, don't count them out just yet

Speaking of franchises, where is the continuation of the Best Franchises list? But before we talk about that, franchises could be ruining films

James Franco really doesn't want to be a part of Spring Breakers 2

Michael Fassbender confirms Prometheus 2 is coming

The Harry Potter franchise is adding a spinoff in 2016

RIP the adult G-rated movie

Apparently several X-Men movies are no longer considered canon

Get ready for The Edward Snowden Movie

This Week in Pointless Reboot News: Kickboxer. Although if Dave Batista is involved, would it be called KickBOOxer?

No Billy Dee Williams in the new Star Wars? No problem, we'll just bitch about it online

And that brings us to this week's poll.


Do you like what we've seen of Batfleck and his ride?
Yes
No
Meh

A Fiesta Only a Mother Could Love

Get 'cho cards ready!


Last week I asked if you were happy with the announced cast, and the majority of you answered no.

Box Office News: Spider-Man wiggles his way past Kate Upton's boobs

Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for Rage, Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day and more!

In Theaters This Week: The Legend of Oz: Dorothy's Return, Mom's Night Out and Neighbors

Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: Her, I, Frankenstein and That Awkward Moment

Usually this spot is reserved for fan-submitted links, but there were none this week. So, here are two articles I forgot to send Glenn for the Walk this week!

How Office Space got the workplace right

Whatever happened to that OTHER Star Wars sequel?

RIP Efrem Zimbalist, Jr. You may remember him as the voice of Alfred in Batman: TAS, among other things

Aye Yi Yi! The Power Rangers are coming back!

RIP the chick flick; long live the female lead comedy

Now is the time to say you were raped by Bryan Singer, apparently. FUN FACT: My friend tried to get money in 2009 by saying he slept with Tiger Woods. It didn't work.

Those of you who wanted a sequel to Dredd just might get your wish

Speaking of Star Wars, there are several spin-offs planned

This Week in Pointless Reboot News: Beverly Hills Cop and The Flintstones

In Casting News: One of the guys from Dr. Who is joining the Terminator reboot. Also, James Franco will star as Tommy Wiseau

The man behind the film Bernie is taking in the actual guy, who was just released from prison

Things you might have missed during Spider-Man (spoilers)

Agents of SHIELD has been renewed

Frozen has made Disney lots and lots of money

Remember the link last week about Robocop almost being a perfectly symmetrical film? Well one of the writers offers his take

What's new on Netflix and Amazon this month?

And that brings us to this week's poll.


Who was the best original Power Ranger?
Tommy (green)
Billy (blue)
Zach (black)
Jason (red)
Kimberly (pink)
Trini (yellow)

Stinko de Mayo

You know how May 5 is Cinco de Mayo? Well we digest so much Mexican food and tequila that we spend most of the next day on the toilet. So, I unofficially declare May 6 to be Stinko de Mayo!


Last week I asked you if the Bryan Singer sex scandal would dissuade you from seeing Days of Future Past, and you unanimously voted no.

Box Office News: Captain America gets crushed by the mass of Kate Upton's boobs

Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for They Came Together, Lullaby and more!

In Theaters This Week: The Amazing Spider-Man 2

Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: Veronica Mars Movie

Glenn returns to the Fiesta to bring us the good news that Pax Prentiss is no longer an addict! And also, the original Robocop just might be the closest thing we have to a perfectly symmetrical film

RIP Bob Hoskins

The cast for Star Wars Episode VII has been announced. Here is the first cast photo, along with a helpful who's who

Meanwhile, the disaster that is the Justice League movie officially has a director. DC also has nine more superhero films planned after that

Whatever happened to Josh Hartnett? I honestly didn't even know he was gone!

It's time to save the 35mm film

Hey horror fans! Some stuff you've never seen is coming out soon

Sam Mendes opens up about the next 007 film

New details have been released about Terminator: Genesis

Quentin Tarantino is back on Gawker's case

This Week in Unnecessary Sequels: Joe Dirt, Sharnado

Who are those people? (WARNING: contains Winter Soldier SPOILERS)

Tim Burton will be stealing Christmas this year

And that brings us to this week's poll.


Are you happy with the announced Star Wars cast?
Yub Nub (Yes)
Dissa Some Bad Boomin' (No)