GREETINGS EVERYONE!
It is I, the Coach, hosting the Friday Film Fiesta this week in order to get you pumped up for the upcoming football season. You may remember last year when Lou Holtz hosted the Fiesta. He was asked to show up yet again, but was mysteriously found unconscious backstage having been put through a table. So why not get a fellow ESPN employee to fill in?
And yes, football doesn't start for another week, but I understand there is already a special guest booked for next week's column...
Last week you were asked if you are a Mac or a PC, and 82% of you answered PC.
- Box Office News: The Butler butts its way to first place, while Jobs does the job and Kick-Ass 2 does anything but!
- Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for Parkland, Pompeii and more!
- In Theaters This Week: The Grandmaster (not Sexay related), The World's End, and You're Next (not Goldberg related either)
- Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: The Great Gatsby and Pain and Gain
- RIP Lee Thompson Young and Elmore Leonard
- Ben Affleck is Batman!
- Coming soon to Netflix: The Weinstein Company
- How many Hollywood stars are on steroids?
- Pirates 5 has a name
- Star Wars VII to be shot on 35MM film
- LEMME TELL YA SOMETHING, BROTHER, CHRIS HEMSWORTH IS THE NEW WORLD ORDER OF ACTORS, DUDE, AND COULD BODYSLAM THE 87432608230565 POUND ANDRE THE GIANT IF HE WERE ALIVE TODAY, GOD REST HIS SOUL, BROTHER. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SPEND MONEY ON TNA MERCHANDISE!
- Simon Pegg: If you didn't like Star Trek: Into Darkness, **** you!
- Coming soon to Jopetoberfest: KILLER SQUIRRELS! Somebody warn Sid!
- Some people out there still want to watch Spike Lee movies
- WHAT COULD BE THE MYSTERIOUS JJ ABRAMS MOVIE?!?!?
- Stock up on porn now! Blame this bitch
And that brings us to this week's poll.
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