Friday, February 13, 2015

Basic Bitch Fiesta


Like OMG, it's the Friday Film Fiesta! HOW AMAZEBALLS is it that Fifty Shades of Greyis FINALLY in theaters?!? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Ao like last week you were asked if women deserve better and you said you don't know which is total bullshit omg how can you not treat women with respect? Like we need to end women's suffrage and have equality and you stupid jerks only want us for our boobs like I can't even right now.

  • A buncha numbers: Umm, and why hasn't bae taken me to see any of this?
  • These movies look as good as my new shoes!
  • So like, 50 Shades of Grey in theaters this week! And some King movie where that black guy wears hats, I dunno, I can't even.
  • LOL who would buy Dumb and Dumber To on DVD next week? WTF is a Birdman? LOL I am sooooooooooo drunk right now!

  • So, like, Spider-Man is back with Marvel but, like, where does this leave my Chipotle? OMG I LOVE CHIPOTLE.
  • LOL so like Mark Hammill wants us to lower expectations for Star Wars but like Episode 2 was sooooooooo awesome! That shit was like a porn to me! Hayden Hottie Christiansen telling Natalie Portman her skin is sand? Sign me up lol!
  • So like they're adding stuff to Netflix but I NEED Vanderpump Rules NOW!
  • Ugh, I HATE this stupid bitch
  • Iiiiiiiiiin West Philadelphia born and raised LOL
  • Hey I think I saw this on Instagram first!


    Can you even?
    Like duh
    lol NO
    Selfie time!

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