Friday, July 11, 2014

Hail to the Chimp

Welcome to a Fiesta that's about to go bananas! Hopefully you won't see it as a big pile of poo thrown at a wall!


Last week I asked you nothing, because I can.



  • Box Office News: Unfunny female Chris Farley, horror movies and E.T. ripoffs are no match for the power of KAPLOW MICHAEL BAY KABOOM
  • Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for Gone Girl, Unbroken and more!
  • In Theaters This Week: Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
  • Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: Rio 2

  • Good Guy Glenn returns to make sure you catch this critical piece of information before catching the new Apes movie this weekend

  • How does your review of the new Apes flick compare to the Onion's review?
  • Hot off the heels of the news that The Expendables 3 will be rated PG-13, Cinema Blend wants us to return to the days before 1984 and abolish the PG-13 rating. However, other people claim the answer is to abolish the MPAA rating system entirely
  • AMC theater chains will soon be adding comfy recliners. Having been to a local theater that does this, I can honestly say that the added leather and raising of the feet is NOT worth the extra money
  • A director's cut of Days of Future Past will add many deleted Anna Paquin scenes
  • Speaking of cuts, there is an alternate ending to Edge of Tomorrow (SPOILERS)
  • Further speaking of cuts, the unemployment rate is about to skyrocket. Thanks to YOU! If only you had gone to see How to Train Your Dragon 2
  • Last week I forgot to include the news that fan-favorite Community is getting a sixth season, and this week news came out that there might be a movie on its way as well
  • We are FINISHED with Harry Potter films. For sure. Maybe. Probably.
  • A Japanese animator does everything Pixar does not
  • Kevin Smith unveils the poster for his latest creation. Speaking of Kevin Smith, there will be no Clerks III. He consoles himself by visiting the Star Wars set
  • An unreleased Bill Murray film has been discovered
  • Observe and Report is actually a great movie
  • 10 Things in Every Tim Burton Movie
  • Hunting controversies are all the rage nowadays. But how do you feel about these controversial hunting photos?

    And that brings us to this week's poll.

    Do you like the super expensive theaters with recliners and real food?YesNoMy couch is better than any theater
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