Friday, August 3, 2012

A Fiesta For The Senses

Welcome to the return of the HTML TEXT version of the Friday Film Fiesta!

Last week I had no time to do a proper Fiesta, but wanted to beat Glenn to the punch at a highly TOUTed column. Thankfully we had Twilight fans to make fun of, and we were able to TOUT on! TOUT ON, SON! TOUT ON!

Last week TOUT asked you if you planned to use their AMAZING, CREATIVE AND COMPLETELY RELEVANT services to post videos to the World Wide Web in hopes that they will be featured on Raw, and 100% of you answered YES.



-- Box Office News: The Dark Knight Rises continues to make people's Dark Knights rise *insert audible groans here*
-- Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for Paranormal Activity 4, The Big Wedding, The Words, The Paperboy, and Killing Them Softly
-- In Theaters This Week: Diary of a Wimpy Kid 3 and Total Recall
-- Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: The Lorax and Real Topless Fighting: French Wild Catfight

GLENN CONTRIBUTES; YOU DO NOT:
-- 2012: A Space Odyssey?

-- Here's a link that Glenn sent last week that I've also been sitting on since roughly the 4th of July, and 2012 WELPie Award Winner for Shittiest Poster of the Year cyke68 has finally inspired me to post it: Was The Amazing Spider-Man recut at the last minute? I still want to see the movie again to get a better opinion of it, but I thought it was a sort of hot mess, and this might explain why.
-- Get your dance shoes on because Screened is taking a look at the best dance movies
-- Screened also takes a look at the 20th anniversary of Newman seeing Sharon Stone's vagina
-- The Hobbit will now be its own trilogy. Isn't the book only like 300 pages? So a three hour movie for every 100 pages?
-- Jurassic Park IV is coming in 2014. Hopefully it doesn't suck like the other two sequels.
-- Lindsay Lohan films a topless scene while the crew literally rocks out with their cocks out
-- Remember when Cuba Gooding Jr. was in movies? If you see him working at your local Wal-Mart, please notify the authorities
-- Mother of God...
-- Alien gets another prequel
-- It's the story of a man named Vaughn, who is rebooting a series long gone
-- Here is your winner... and... NEW... Greatest Movie of All Time...
-- WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

And that brings us to this week's poll.



Does The Hobbit need to be a trilogy?
Yes
No, Prefer Original Two Movie Plan
No, Single Movie Would Suffice
More like BORED of the Rings


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