The "Holy Shit I Didn't Realize It Was Actually Dr. Seuss' Birthday When I Wrote This" Fiesta

It’s the end of the week, Friday is here.

And that means that the Film Fiesta is near!

This week shall see rhymes, both small and obtuse,

Because it’s a tribute to Dr. Seuss!

Last week in the poll, I asked you about The Hunger Games.

Would you like to see it or spend the money on picture frames?

In a shocking shocker, the result was a tie.

You don’t know what The Hunger Games are, and you want to taste Jennifer Lawrence’s pie!

In Box Office News, the military wins the day,

Despite having less explosions than a movie made by Michael Bay.

No Trailer Time*** this week, since I can’t get anything to rhyme.

But check out the new Avengers trailer if you have the time.

In Theaters This Week come films from two different categories.

The party film Project X, and The Lorax, who speaks for the trees.

Notable DVD releases next week are movies that were made to thrill.

Movies such as Immortals, the remade Footloose, and don’t forget about Jack and Jill!

The AcadeMEH Awards were last Sunday, you know.

I didn’t watch, but these were the winners of awards at the show.

In other AcadeMEH Awards news, Billy Crystal wore blackface.

And more than a few people viewed it as a disgrace.

But award season isn’t finished, oh no, not yet

The Razzie Award nominees have been released to the Internet!

Netflix pissed off a lot of people last year,

And the latest news will make you emote the opposite of cheer.

Professionally, Martin Scorsese sounds like a big jerk.

But he wants people to view some films to better understand his line of work.

What do we know about Prometheus, the newest film by Ridley Scott?

Not much until now. Will we get more news? Probably not.

In our “Pointless Movie Remake” news of the week,

Vacation will be the latest film given a modern tweak.

Adventure returns to Blu-Ray this fall.

So cancel your trip to Egypt and put away that Staff of Ra!

Speaking of Indiana Jones, check out this tidbit from Frank Durabont.

As Paris Hilton would say, his version of Indy 4 sounds really hot!

The idea for Men in Black 3 came from Will Smith’s brain.

Meanwhile Lady Gaga is hopping aboard the MIB money train.

WWE Hall of Famer Mike Tyson will return for The Hangover Part III.

Will his role float like a butterfly or sting like a bee?

Sad news for fans of the Ghostbusters franchise.

Will the third movie ever be viewed by our eyes?

Here is a soiler for the new season of The Walking Dead.

So run to the various forums and discuss in a spoiler thread!

On my brain, all of this rhyming has taken its toll.

So let’s conclude things with this week’s poll.

Should Ghostbusters 3 be made?

Yes

No

Meh

Reboot the franchise with Justin Bieber!

Shit don't rhyme

*** Because I couldn’t resist, here’s a non-rhyming Trailer Time: Attenberg, Touchback, Piranha 3DD, Neighborhood Watch, Bernie, Frankenweenie, That’s My Boy, Despicable Me 2, ParaNorman, and Womb