Friday, June 26, 2015

I Do, I Do, I Doohoo

Welcome to the Fiesta, this week with 100% more legal gay marriage! The catch is that your marriage might only last three minutes, and will be officiated by this man:


Last week I asked you nothing.



  • Box Office News: Dinosaurs apparently have no feelings when up against feelings
  • Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for Legend, Sleeping With Other People, and more!
  • In Theaters This Week: Max and Ted 2
  • Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: Get Hard

  • In a link I accidentally left out of last week's Fiesta, Glenn sends in a great article taking a look at how a movie catches on with the public

  • RIP James Horner and Dick Van Patten
  • Hollywood has a pedophile problem
  • Meet the new Spider-Man (who, by the way, will debut in next year's Captain America: Civil War)
  • Creationists beware: A Disney movie about Charles Darwin is coming
  • Speaking of Disney, they have passed $1 billion in grosses in the United States
  • Coming Soon, already: a film about the FIFA scandals, directed by Ben Affleck
  • The Rock's next opponents: a gorilla, a lizard, and a wolf
  • Star Trek 3 has begun filming
  • 21 book franchises that never caught on
  • Toshiro Mifune is getting his own Walk of Fame Star
  • The Essential List of NC-17 Films (NSFW, I assume as I write this from work)

    And that brings us to this week's poll.


    What current event would you like Ben Affleck to make a movie about?
    Gay Marriage Ruling
    Church Shooting/Confederate Flag Drama
    New York Prison Escape
    Bruce Jenner Becomes Caitlyn Jenner
    Something Foreign and Un-American


  • Friday, June 19, 2015

    ADS BY FIESTABLOCKER

    Sorry for last week's absence. I was housesitting for my parents and had a million things to do and literally forgot about the column until Monday morning. Been dealing with malware lately too. My dumb ass downloaded some shit a few weeks back and despite using 8 billion malware removal tools, the crap keeps coming back. TECHNOLOGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.


    Two weeks ago I asked if you want Tron 3, and you answered no.

  • Box Office News: Jurassic World sets the record for the largest opening weekend ever
  • Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for Kung Fu Panda 3, Sicario, and more!
  • In Theaters This Week: Dope and Inside Out
  • Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: The Forger and Survivor

  • Cancer sucks
  • San Diego Comic Con has become too mainstream for several movie studios
  • As you read in this week's Wednesday Walk, China just got the Star Wars movies for the first time. My personal favorite part of this article is the quotes from the moviegoers referring to the cast as "ugly"
  • Speaking of Star Wars, Forest Whitaker is on his way to the GFFA
  • Come with me if you enjoy charity
  • LEO and Warner Brothers will be teaming to bring us a film version of a popular Japanese graphic novel
  • Halloween returns in Halloween Returns
  • Ten years (!) after the release of Batman Begins, take a look at what we were supposed to get instead

    No poll this week because lazy.
  • Friday, June 5, 2015

    A Fiesta on Friday?!?

    Welcome to the Fiesta! On a Friday? Weird! And here you thought last week was an anomaly after all of the Saturday/Sunday Fiestas posted in April and May. I'm always keeping you on your toes.


    Last week I asked you how happy of a birthday you thought I would have last weekend, and you answered who?

  • Box Office News: A goofy disaster movie starring a part-time wrestler is actually a winning combination!
  • Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for The Good Dinosaur, Z For Zachariah, and more!
  • In Theaters This Week: Entourage, Insidious Chapter 3, and Spy
  • Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: The DUFF, Kingsman: The Secret Service, Project Almanac, and Serena

  • RIP Betsy Palmer
  • You probably (haven't) heard of last week's new flick Aloha, which casts Emma Stone as an Asian-American
  • The rights to 007 films will be up for grabs after Spectre, so start saving your cash now!
  • Tron 3 will not be a thing. Some people think Disney should reconsider
  • Aquaman has a new director in James Wan
  • Stephen King's The Dark Tower will soon be a movie
  • Who knew Tom Cruise had such powerful lungs?
  • Apparently we almost had The Abomination in Age of Ultron
  • A short film that was originally tied to The Empire Strikes Back is being developed into a feature length film
  • This Week in Remakes: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson will star in a remake of Big Trouble in Little China
  • This Week in Charts: The ages of Emma Stone, Jennifer Lawrence, and Scarlett Johansson versus the ages of their love interests

    And that brings us to this week's poll.

    Do you want Tron 3?YesNo