Friday, April 24, 2015

We're Taking Over

Welcome to the Fiesta, the LAST SURVIVING COLUMN of RSPWFA2. I think. I mean, we still have the Walk, just as a comment. And I just assume nobody sent WOTW votes in last week, since wrestling kinda sucks right now.

Speaking of things in wrestling that suck, here's some generic chick that is giving "Japanese Wrestling Purists" aneurysms for being Kelly Kelly 2 (meaning she's a perfect fit for the Fiesta!)


Last week I asked you which new trailer excited you the most, and you answered Star Wars.



  • Box Office News: The world simply isn't ready for the genius of Kevin James
  • Check out new trailers for Jurassic World, The Visit, and more!
  • In Theaters This Week: The Age of Adaline, Little Boy, and The Water Diviner
  • Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: The Boy Next Door, Inherent Vice,and The Wedding Ringer

  • News from Star Wars: Celebration over the weekend reveals that the Star Wars spinoff films will be called "Anthologies," and the first one will cover the theft of the plans of the Death Star
  • Add "racist" to the list of negative things about Adam Sandler movies
  • A release date has been set for Pacific Rim 2
  • You've probably heard this before, but the story of Marvel's financial turnaround thanks to movies is still really cool
  • In Star Trek news, the new villain will apparently be a badass
  • Spider-Man will return... in animated form
  • Age of Ultron is already outdated
  • What is Christopher Nolan's favorite moment from all of his films?
  • LATE BREAKING NEWS: First image of the new Joker

    And that brings us to this week's poll.

    Do you like the new Joker look?YesNoMeh
  • Sunday, April 19, 2015

    Sunday Selfie Siesta

    Welcome to the Fiesta! Late again, yes I know.

    And it's actually out of my control this time, as we had some nasty thunderstorms come through the area on Friday and Saturday, and when the power wasn't knocked out, the Internet was. So thank Mother Nature or AT&T for the delays.

    Here are some Sunday Selfies as my apology to you.





    Last week I asked if you liked the new look of The Thing in the new Fantastic Four movie, and you answered MEHntastic Four.



  • Box Office News: I mean, given the choices of what's in theaters now, why would you NOT be seeing Furious 7 at this point?
  • Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for Star Wars: The Force Awakens, Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice, and more!
  • In Theaters This Week: Child 44, Monkey Kingdom, Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2, and Unfriended
  • Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: Cake and Taken 3

  • Wonder Woman loses its director because of reasons. So they went out and got a new one
  • The production crew for John Wick had to spend $5000 to create CGI dog poop
  • Josh Hartnett has some big regrets
  • If Stella can get her groove back, so can Vin Diesel
  • More communication problems for Sony?
  • Steven Spielberg will soon be directing his first Disney film
  • Matthew Vaughn could be directing the Flash Gordon reboot
  • Blame Alan Rickman if you hate when changes are made to terrible scripts
  • In casting news, Olivia Munn is an X-Man, and The Gos could be coming to the world of Blade Runner

    And that brings us to this week's poll.


    WHich new trailer this week was better?
    Star Wars
    Batman vs Superman
    Terminator


  • Friday, April 10, 2015

    Fiestastic

    Welcome to the Fiesta!

    Yes, I COULD have written a column last week, but I was mentally tapped out after the difficulty of writing this year's WELPie Awards. Those three segments were challenging to write! April Fools? Here's what your face should have looked like last week when there was no Fiesta.


    Two weeks ago I asked you if you would ever attend South by Southwest, and you answered only to visit Jeditab. Daawwwwwwwwww.



  • Box Office News: Furious 7 speeds its way to the record books
  • Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for Scream Queens, Aloft, and more!
  • In Theaters This Week: The Longest Ride
  • Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: The Woman In Black 2: Angel of Death

  • RIP Geoffrey Lewis and James Best
  • Furious 7 is dominating the box office, but its sequel is nowhere near ready
  • Speaking of Furious 7, 75 percent of its audience has been non-white
  • Brad Bird reveals that he is writing a script for The Incredibles 2
  • Bad news for Australians that download movies. Somebody check on TokenAussie!
  • Get your first look at Yellowjacket from Ant Man and The Thing from Fantastic Four
  • One franchise that will have zero sequels any time soon is Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
  • "James Bond should not be black"
  • Here are nine movies that could have happened, but didn't
  • Attending Star Wars: Celebration? You'll get to see the new trailer for Episode VII before the rest of us


  • And that brings us to this week's poll.


    Do you like the new look of The Thing?
    Yes
    No
    MEHntastic Four