Saturday, February 28, 2015

Another Delayed Fiesta

Welcome to the RETURN of the Fiesta!

Unfortunately there was no column last week, as yours truly was asked to fly out to Hollywood to be a seat filler for the Oscars. As you can imagine, it ended with hilarious results!


Two weeks ago, I asked... yeah let's never speak of that failed gimmick ever again.

  • Box Office News: Two weeks ago, movie seats were flooded with... nah, not gonna go there. Last weekend, an inspirational movie beats out a movie about "fat and ugly" teenagers and a movie about hot tubs!
  • In Theaters This Week: Focus and The Lazarus Effect
  • Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: Foxcatcher and The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1

  • RIP Leonard Nimoy
  • For those who missed the show like me, here are the results of the Oscars. We also have results of this year's Razzies.
  • Sequelmania is running wild this week, as news has come out that Harrison Ford will be returning for a sequel to Blade Runner. Another franchise getting a sequel will be Alien, and rumor is that this sequel will cancel out some of the crappier sequels from the franchise. We are also apparently getting (or might have already gotten) a sequel to MacGruber
  • Coming soon to theaters: Adventure Time
  • Also coming soon: A movie where Leo plays every character
  • Neill Blomkamp wants to "re-do" Elysium
  • One movie avoiding Sequelmania is The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
  • Here is a list of what is both coming to and leaving Netflix in March
  • Not to be outdone by Disney and Star Wars, a theme park based on Lord of the Rings will soon be a reality
  • Movie theaters are still screwing up

    No poll this week as I have been turned on to House of Cards, and my TV has decided it would rather distort sound, so I'm off to fix that. See you next Friday! Or Saturday. Or Sunday. Or...
  • Friday, February 13, 2015

    Basic Bitch Fiesta


    Like OMG, it's the Friday Film Fiesta! HOW AMAZEBALLS is it that Fifty Shades of Greyis FINALLY in theaters?!? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

    Ao like last week you were asked if women deserve better and you said you don't know which is total bullshit omg how can you not treat women with respect? Like we need to end women's suffrage and have equality and you stupid jerks only want us for our boobs like I can't even right now.

  • A buncha numbers: Umm, and why hasn't bae taken me to see any of this?
  • These movies look as good as my new shoes!
  • So like, 50 Shades of Grey in theaters this week! And some King movie where that black guy wears hats, I dunno, I can't even.
  • LOL who would buy Dumb and Dumber To on DVD next week? WTF is a Birdman? LOL I am sooooooooooo drunk right now!

  • So, like, Spider-Man is back with Marvel but, like, where does this leave my Chipotle? OMG I LOVE CHIPOTLE.
  • LOL so like Mark Hammill wants us to lower expectations for Star Wars but like Episode 2 was sooooooooo awesome! That shit was like a porn to me! Hayden Hottie Christiansen telling Natalie Portman her skin is sand? Sign me up lol!
  • So like they're adding stuff to Netflix but I NEED Vanderpump Rules NOW!
  • Ugh, I HATE this stupid bitch
  • Iiiiiiiiiin West Philadelphia born and raised LOL
  • Hey I think I saw this on Instagram first!


    Can you even?
    Like duh
    lol NO
    Selfie time!

  • Saturday, February 7, 2015

    Friday F.U.N. Fiesta

    In honor of the new Spongebob Movie coming out today (and the leftover theme from the Super Bowl where Street Sharks danced with Katy Perry), this week's Fiesta will be dedicated to having F.U.N.!


    Last week I asked you if you were happy with the cast of the all-female Ghostbusters reboot, and you answered Yes.



  • Box Office News: Anyone who hasn't seen Sniper yet hates America!
  • Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for Magic Mike XXL, Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2, and more!
  • In Theaters This Week: Jupiter Ascending, Seventh Son, and The Spongebob Movie: Sponge Out Of Water
  • Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day and Nightcrawler

  • A lawsuit over the movie Gravity could have lasting repercussions on Hollywood writers
  • Reese Witherspoon thinks Hollywood women deserve better
  • Ryan Reynolds spills the beans about Deadpool
  • John Wick 2 is apparently on the way
  • Why Scarlett Johansson's Ghost in the Shell movie isn't happening anytime soon
  • Nicolas Cage really enjoyed Hayden Christensen's performance in Attack of the Clones

    And that brings us to this week's poll.


    Do Hollywood Women Deserve Better?
    Yes
    No
    I don't know