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Welcome to the Fiesta, this week with 100% more legal gay marriage! The catch is that your marriage might only last three minutes, and will be officiated by this man:


Last week I asked you nothing.

Box Office News: Dinosaurs apparently have no feelings when up against feelings

Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for Legend, Sleeping With Other People, and more!

In Theaters This Week: Max and Ted 2

Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: Get Hard

In a link I accidentally left out of last week's Fiesta, Glenn sends in a great article taking a look at how a movie catches on with the public

RIP James Horner and Dick Van Patten

Hollywood has a pedophile problem

Meet the new Spider-Man (who, by the way, will debut in next year's Captain America: Civil War)

Creationists beware: A Disney movie about Charles Darwin is coming

Speaking of Disney, they have passed $1 billion in grosses in the United States

Coming Soon, already: a film about the FIFA scandals, directed by Ben Affleck

The Rock's next opponents: a gorilla, a lizard, and a wolf

Star Trek 3 has begun filming

21 book franchises that never caught on

Toshiro Mifune is getting his own Walk of Fame Star

The Essential List of NC-17 Films (NSFW, I assume as I write this from work)

And that brings us to this week's poll.


What current event would you like Ben Affleck to make a movie about?
Gay Marriage Ruling
Church Shooting/Confederate Flag Drama
New York Prison Escape
Bruce Jenner Becomes Caitlyn Jenner
Something Foreign and Un-American