Week 3 Without a Pic of Half Naked Chicks

For some reason I want to buy a New Japan Lion Mark shirt and be a hipster wearing it around since I know nothing about puro. At least Andy would have something new to make fun of. Anyway, I was attempting to navigate the NJPW online store, which is in Japanese. They have some... odd merchandise, to say the least.

Take for instance the official NJPW jorts! And Hello Kitty being eaten by the lion! And then there's this...


Last week I asked what you thought of the announcement that Rian Johnson would be directing and writing Star Wars VIII and you answered yay.

Box Office News: When you Think Like a Man, you Too can achieve financial success

Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for Fury, The Prince and more!

In Theaters This Week: Transformers: Age of Extinction

Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: ... nothing?!?

RIP several people

North Korea wants to go to war with the United States again, this time because of Seth Rogen and James Franco

TV has surpassed film, according to Matthew McConaughey

Jope rejoices with the news that the Pacific Rim franchise is expanding. The rest of the world groans

Fox and Shane Black will team up to reboot the Predator franchise. Well, not exactly a reboot, more of a sequel

Where has t0mcruise been lately? Prepping for a major cameo in Star Wars Episode VII, of course!

It has been a quarter century of soilers (SOILERS for the now 25-year-old Michael Keaton/Tim Burton Batman!)

Entertainment Weekly has your first look at the new Mad Max

The rebooted Fantastic Four will be similar to a found footage movie

John Turturro is pushing for a Big Lebowski spinoff about The Jesus

Marvel is planning Phase Three already. They're also heavily influencing the new Star Wars

Another 007 movie delayed? Say it ain't so!

Shia LaBeouf gonna Shia LaBeouf

Stop ruining nostalgia!

They Live in Los Angeles!

And that brings us to this week's poll.


Are TV shows better than movies now?
Yes
No

The Fiesta Hotline

I have no ideas for gimmicks this week, so let's hear some words that rhyme with Fiesta!

1. Siesta

...

Ah, screw it, here's Cody Rhodes Stardust at Slamboree 1995.


Last week I asked you what the best part of the World Cup was, and you answered nothing.

Box Office News: Suns Out Guns Out!

Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for The Expendables 3, About Alex, and more!

In Theaters This Week: Think Like a Man Too

Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: 300: Rise of an Empire and Winter's Tale

RIP Casey Kasem

Remember when I made a sprained ankle joke last week about Harrison Ford? Turns out it's actually a broken leg and he'll miss eight weeks of filming

X-Men: Apocalypse will take place in 1983, meaning that the X-Men can go to a theater and watch Return of the Jedi, National Lampoon's Vacation, A Christmas Story, or any of the other fine films released that year

Pee before you see Trans4mers, because it will run just under three hours

Brace yourselves, Age of Ultron soilers have leaked (giggle) (SPOILERS, no doubt). And why not, have some rumor/spoilers for Dawn of Justice too

Khal Drogo is Aquaman

Get pumped for the next Hunger Games with these propaganda posters

Coming soon to theaters: a reboot of The Outer Limits

Coming soon to Lifetime: Behind the scenes of Saved By the Bell

If you celebrate anniversaries, they will come

Ron Paul: Doctor. Libertarian. Actor

Did you know that Office Space put an end to flair?

Better Call Saul has already been renewed for a second season

Star Wars Episode VII has a writer and director

And that brings us to this week's poll.


Rian Johnson writing and directing Star Wars 8?
Yay
Nay
Meh
Who?

Blame It on Rio

Fast kicking, low scoring, and ties? You betcha! The World Cup is here, the one time every four years where we get to determine which is the greatest nation on Earth: Mexico or Portugal!


All of our favorite stars will be in Rio, like Ariaga! And Ariaga II! Bariaga! Aruglia! And Pizzoza! And they'll all be signing autographs!

Last week I asked you if the Wachowski Brothers were a one-hit-wonder, and you answered Ignore Andy and Post Boobs.

Box Office News: MEHdge of Tomorrow falls domestically to a teen love story about a Manly-Looking Woman and a Womanly-Looking Man

Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for Dumb and Dumber To, The Interview, and more!

In Theaters This Week: 22 Jump Street and How to Train Your Dragon 2

Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: The Grand Budapest Hotel and The LEGO Movie

The Glennfather returns to ask if you can survive the death of the sun:

You'll be bahck... to watch Some Guy recreate the Los Angeles River chase from Terminator 2

The dinosaurs of Jurassic Park were so groundbreaking that they gave George Lucas the courage to create the Star Wars Prequel Trilogy. Take from that what you will

Your favorite movies have just been ruined. I'll have you know that Disneyworld spoiled the opening of Raiders first, thank you very much!

Marvel may have their movies planned out through the next decade, but DC is hot on their tails

Everything is okay with Ant-Man!

A Jurassic Park actor has been arrested for kidnapping and raping a 13 year old girl

A movie based on Sonic the Hedgehog is coming. Surely it can't be any worse than the Mario Bros. movie...

The film adaptation of Stephen King's The Stand will be 3 hours and R-Rated

Napoleon Dynamite is already 10 years old, GOSH!

Speaking of anniversaries, and with another chance to make a Simpsons reference, it's the 20th Anniversary of The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down

Neil deGrasse Tyson actually does enjoy movies

Even sprained ankles can occur in a galaxy far, far away

More photographs have arrived from the set of Jurassic World

I'M BATMAN

Would you live in this pineapple?

Seeing a movie at Alamo Drafthouse? Not with your $1500 Google Glass

And that brings us to this week's poll.


What is the best part about the World Cup?
Soccer/Football
Competition
Big Bootied Brazilians
Nothing

Boobiesta

It's Friday, so you know what that means! Fiesta time! Have you read the latest review?

"It's just boobs, a bunch of links to skip over, then a poll. Repeat every Friday."
- cwosheriff on the Friday Film Fiesta
Au contraire An-Day! Sometimes I forgo the boobs and post gifs of almost fully clothed women spinning around on top of each other!



But if you do skip over this week's barrage of links, make sure to vote in what should be an awesome poll, totally not thought up at the last minute!

Last week An-Day asked you if you were going to remember to vote in the Wrestler of the Week poll, and you answered no.

Box Office News: Disney takes the top spot with a movie that kinda sorta rips off... err, Disney

Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for The Giver, Are You Here, and more!

In Theaters This Week: Edge of Tomorrow and The Fault in Our Stars

Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit and Non-Stop

The new Star Wars has some new cast members and the second of the many planned spin-offs has a director too

Speaking of Star Wars, a lunatic has alphabatized the movie

The latest Wachowski Brothers flick Jupiter Ascending has been pushed from July to February 2015. They claim it "isn't finished," but the delay is usually Hollywood speak for "it sucks." Still a good move though since it was originally set to come out in-between Dawn of the Planet of the Apes and Guardians of the Galaxy

Why was the Nelson Mandela biopic so unsuccessful? Because black people can only give so much sympathy, of course

The Doctor Strange film has also found it's director

Did you know that James Cameron's Avatar series is the greatest thing since sliced bread? Don't worry, he'll be happy to tell you himself

Ant-Man is starting to become somewhat of a disaster. The film still cannot find a director

The poster for the new Sin City was recently banned, and now Eva Green is responding

This Week in Missing Wednesday Walk Links: A Japanese woman is divorcing her husband over the movie Frozen. Also, a list of the best movies currently on Netflix. Oh, and Tuesday was Robocop Day in Detroit

The original ad for The Fly back in the 50's was a lot more risque than the Eva Green Sin City poster

And that brings us to this week's poll.


Are the Wachowski Brothers a one hit wonder?
Yes
No
Ignore Andy and post more boobs