Tomathon VII: Blog of Doom 7th Anniversary Spectacular

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Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the Tom Cruise Dancers and the Blog of Doom Baggy Pants Players as we celebrate the Seventh Anniversary of the Blog of Doom!

Yes, it has already been seven years since the fateful night of August 31, 2006, when Tom Cruise left a Tomment on history by creating the Cruise World Order with the first ever Tomathon. And this week in the Fiesta, we will celebrate his brilliance, much to the chagrin of people named Fuj, Chin, and other generic names from that other Blog of Doom who are totally jealous of our awesomeness~!!!!!!11!1!!one!

And now, get on your feet for the man of the hour, the MMA expert himself, and the master of being saved by the bell, t0mcruise!


t0mcruise: Thanks for letting me sing a terrible song only notable for naked chicks in the music video! But now let's take some time to remember those Blog members who threatened to leave forever in the past year.










t0mcruise: But look at the positives... we finally got those WELPies! Where was my invite? Man, that jeditab really has turned into a dick hasn't he? So post your best Blog memories or favorite threads or jeditab/Andy hate below!

Last week you were asked who should play Hulk Hogan in a movie about the life of Hulk Hogan and you answered the greatest actor in the world, Daniel Day Lewis. Where was the option for me, Tom Cruise?

Box Office News: It was a bad weekend for debuting flicks

Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for Dallas Buyers Club, We Are What We Are and more!

In Theaters This Week: Closed Circuit and Getaway

Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: Now You See Me and the latest seasons of various TV shows

Good Ole Glenn returns to let us know that it's Friday somewhere!

Bad news for those of you who enjoy or are really good at playing the game Cranium

12 Monkeys is coming to the small screen

Suck it, interns!

Ben Affleck has signed on to play Batman through multiple films. In addition, here's a great article explaining why Affleck agreed to the role

Glenn is a fan of ridiculous, and come 2015, you might just be one too

Is Hollywood causing a state of emergency in Los Angeles?

China says Pacific Rim is American propaganda

Was it Andy complaining that Daniel Craig was too serious as 007? Well, not anymore

We might see a new Spawn movie fairly soon

New footage and a new logo for Trans4mers

A review of Google's Chromecast

Someone alert BBH!

Riddle me this... Justin Timberlake?

Remember the 1995 film Outbreak with Dustin Hoffman? No? Well NBC is bringing it back

Might there be a third X-Files movie?

And that brings us to this week's poll.


What has been your favorite year for the Blog of Doom so far?
2006
2007
2008
2009
2010
2011
2012
2013 (so far)

The Playa's Club ft. The Coach

GREETINGS EVERYONE!

It is I, the Coach, hosting the Friday Film Fiesta this week in order to get you pumped up for the upcoming football season. You may remember last year when Lou Holtz hosted the Fiesta. He was asked to show up yet again, but was mysteriously found unconscious backstage having been put through a table. So why not get a fellow ESPN employee to fill in?

And yes, football doesn't start for another week, but I understand there is already a special guest booked for next week's column...

Last week you were asked if you are a Mac or a PC, and 82% of you answered PC.

• Box Office News: The Butler butts its way to first place, while Jobs does the job and Kick-Ass 2 does anything but!
• Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for Parkland, Pompeii and more!
• In Theaters This Week: The Grandmaster (not Sexay related), The World's End, and You're Next (not Goldberg related either)
• Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: The Great Gatsby and Pain and Gain
• RIP Lee Thompson Young and Elmore Leonard
• Ben Affleck is Batman!
• Coming soon to Netflix: The Weinstein Company
• How many Hollywood stars are on steroids?
• Pirates 5 has a name
• Star Wars VII to be shot on 35MM film
• LEMME TELL YA SOMETHING, BROTHER, CHRIS HEMSWORTH IS THE NEW WORLD ORDER OF ACTORS, DUDE, AND COULD BODYSLAM THE 87432608230565 POUND ANDRE THE GIANT IF HE WERE ALIVE TODAY, GOD REST HIS SOUL, BROTHER. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SPEND MONEY ON TNA MERCHANDISE!
• Simon Pegg: If you didn't like Star Trek: Into Darkness, **** you!
• Coming soon to Jopetoberfest: KILLER SQUIRRELS! Somebody warn Sid!
• Some people out there still want to watch Spike Lee movies
• WHAT COULD BE THE MYSTERIOUS JJ ABRAMS MOVIE?!?!?
• Stock up on porn now! Blame this bitch

And that brings us to this week's poll.


Who should play Hulk Hogan in a movie about Hulk Hogan?
Chris Hemsworth
Hulk Hogan
Daniel Day Lewis
Justin Timberlake
Liam Neeson
Ben Affleck
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
Bearded Guy from True Blood who dated Robin in How I Met Your Mother
Other

iFiesta

Q: Why are Mac/iPhone users so skinny?

A: Because they burn so many calories by never shutting the **** up about how great their Mac/iPhones are.


Now read these NSFW (language) links from Maddox! One of which including a joke that may or may not have been stolen by me for this very Fiesta!

One thing PC users can do that Mac users can't

The iPhone is a piece of shit, and so is your face

Last week I asked you if you thought another Indiana Jones movie should be made, and most of you answered no.

Box Office News: Some movies do good, while others don't do as good!

Trailer Time: Check out trailers for Her, The Monuments Men and more!

In Theaters This Week: Jobs, Kick-Ass 2, Paranoia and Lee Daniels' The Butler

Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: Epic and Scary Movie 5

The Man Who Holds the Blog Together, Glenn, sends us a barrage of links this week!

A look at the fan that last week's Breaking Bad was dedicated to

Whatever happened to Katharine Hepburn's fake accent?

Notice a large amount of crappy movies on your search queue? This might help explain why

The Suits of James Bond

What happens when a dad names Game of Thrones characters?

Discovery Channel, we hardly knew ye

The Wolverine (A Film by Woody Allen)

Goodbye Wisconsin!

Studios HATE each other

Meanwhile, China HATES movie studios

Actors answer questions on Reddit!: Aaron Paul and Robert Englund

The decline of Halle Berry

Total Divas is getting a second season

I AM THE ONE WHO PIRATES

Bruce Willis is bored with action flicks

We now know a little bit more about Jurassic Park 4

Want to star in Dumb and Dumber To?

New pics of Guardians of the Galaxy have surfaced

Play the 8-Bit Blade Runner!

And that brings us to this week's poll.


Are you a Mac or a PC?
Mac
PC
Other
Meh

The 3rd Annual W3LPi3 Awards

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In one single language

Over a half-gross hits each week!

RSPWFA2

For over half a decade, the revolutionary force in blogging entertainment.

Aaryn Griesiesta aka A Racist Fiesta?

No ideas for any witty intros this week, seeing as I am brainstorming for next week's Breaking Baddiesta, so here's America's favorite racist Aaryn Gries using a water hose as a penis!


Last week I asked which SDCC movie news excited you the most and you answered Batman and Superman.

Box Office News: The Wolverine fails to make as much money as X-Men Origins: Wolverine. WELP.

Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for American Hustle, Lone Survivor and more! Also, somebody call Rick Steiner

In Theaters This Week: 2 Guns and The Smurfs 2

Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: Oblivion, The Place Beyond the Pines and Mud

Box Office Mojo previews August's film lineup

Good news for Avatar fans: three sequels are being planned

Kathleen Kennedy dishes dirt on Star Wars VII

Pacific Rim is breaking overseas records. Maybe the sequel can be released as a foreign film so it will stay far away from me?

Netflix introduces multiple user profiles

This Week in Pointless 80's Reboots: Scarface

Wanna see a Sentinel?

The next Batman might be older

Just in time for next weekend, Netflix adds Season 5.1 of Breaking Bad

And that brings us to this week's poll.


Should Hollywood be remaking 80's movies?
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Hell No!
Only Certain Movies (please specify)
Nineteen MEHighties