Friday, May 31, 2013

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY AND I'LL FIESTA IF I WANT TO!

Welcome to the Jeditab Birthday Bash!
Even though there should be a Fiesta this week...
Let me share one of my presents with you!
Perhaps it's some sort of awards show?
It's going to be a good surprise.
Everybody should be satisfied.
So let's click the cutaway to see what it is!



HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FELL FOR IT! I'M JUST POSTING A REGULAR FIESTA! YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT I WOULD POST THE WELPIES?


No poll last week because I had no Internet and couldn't forward the FiGUESTa to Glenn. No poll two weeks ago either because Baddie hates all the polls.

-- Box Office News: Fast 6 and Jobstocena dominate the third rerelease of 2009's hit comedy film The Hangover!
-- Trailer Time: Check out new trailers for Planes, Percy Jackson, Absence and more!
-- In Theaters This Week: After Earth and Now You See Me
-- Next Week's Notable DVD Releases: A Good Day to Die Hard, Identity Thief, Escape from Planet Earth and Breaking Bad Season 5 Part I

-- TV: Coming up next, The Flintstones meet WWE! Bart: Oh no, I smell another crappy cartoon crossover
-- Speaking of WWE Films, who will direct their upcoming Leprechaun reboot starring Hornswoggle?
-- Netflix is removing expiration dates from streaming titles, thus ruining your plans to watch movies just before they expire
-- Oh for crying out loud... from the creators of Jack and Jill comes a movie about a cat! HIP HIP HOO FREAKING RAY. The ONLY meme that should be turned into a movie is Bad Luck Brian. And maybe Socially Awkward Penguin
-- Coming Soon: Original Content on Amazon Streaming
-- Do we really need Bad Santa 2?
-- New photos have been released of a redesigned Optimus Prime and a redesigned Bumblebee, which will be seen next year in Trans4mers
-- Ah-nold speaks about his future
-- The cast of Human Centipede 3: Bree Olson, Tiny Lister (ZEUS!), and the mobster from The Dark Knight
-- Disney and Pixar Animated Release Dates, through 2018

And that brings us to this week's poll.


What should I do with the Fiesta going forward?
Keep the Jeditab Fiesta
Keep the FiGUESTas, stay on Hiatus
Bring Back Jope
Who cares, just post the WELPies!


Friday, May 17, 2013

Friday Film Baddiesta


Baddie HATES ALL THE THINGS. Except the Fiesta. This week, at least.

Last week, HMC asked you if you preferred Star Wars or Star Trek, and you said you would rather see the WELPies posted. GET TO IT, TABBER.

No poll this week because Baddie HATES all the polls! Plus I have not a damn thing to ask.

Friday, May 10, 2013

MMA Thriesta


-- From Overcommitter: Well DUH

-- John McCain has introduced a bill that would force cable companies to offer channels for individual purchase

-- Uh oh. Jurassic Park 4 has been delayed indefinitely

-- Simon Pegg: "JJ Abrams will save Star Wars"

-- Zach Braff shares his thoughts on Kickstarter

-- John Carpenter wants to make a Dead Space movie

-- Paying for YouTube?

-- Disney announces its first animated Marvel movie

-- Speaking of Disney and Marvel, they're cheap bastards. Might we have Avengers 2 without Thor and Tight Leather Chicks?

-- Help Kickstart American Psycho: The Musical!

-- A Phil Hartmann Animated Project is in the works

Last week Glenn asked who has written the best fiGUESTa so far and you said a_gladguy with 40 percent. This week...



JJ Abrams has reignited the war. Star Wars or Star Trek?
Star Trek
Star Wars
Neither
Just Post the WELPies

Friday, May 3, 2013

Friday Film Fiesta